Monkeys Fist

But you said they'd need to blow the outer walls too? So they just blew the lifts then? Shambles.

Media CGI How do you explain the hundreds of examples of footage taken by ordinary people , clearly showing commercial airliners hitting the towers? We're they all " in on it" too?

So, if it was a controlled demolition- How did they manage to covertly rig sufficient demolition explosives on every floor without a single person raising a slightly suspicious eyebrow? How did they coordinate the timing of the detonations so that none of it was evident to onlookers. Who pressed the button to blow them?

Big Bang is top notch, Howard's lass has some awesome bangers on her for a midget, too.

Will you be using Cows milk or the fruit of your Moobs?

No, you're wrong at the outset. The Towers were a Framed Tube design. The strength was in the outer walls. The central core held the lifts, taking very little of the structural load. Do your homework properly.

Milk? Interesting, never seen that in bolognaise recipes. Might give that a go.

The towers were essentially hollow tubes. All the strength was in the 4 external walls of each tower. Once the integrity of the walls was breached ( twice in the second tower, if memory serves) collapse was inevitable. There were at least 10 floors above the impacts, when these collapsed onto the floors below , a shock load onto the structure, the force involved would have been immense. As each floor gave way, it's weight would be added to the shock load onto the floor below, each floor receiving an increased load, and collapsing. Hardly surprising it came down as it did.

Remind me which floor the planes crashed into again?

Ah well, best not bother trying then , eh?

So the media tell you

By developing tech/products which "the masses" will be employed to make ?

Indeed Chez, this place needs more crack pipes

No one wants your signed stuff. Take the hint.

Found one. Aaaand that's why she wears sunglasses.

Have 100 points. Scary resemblance.

I've always thought our tubby philosopher resembles this bloke. * cue retort of Dominic Whassname pic

Fyp

Aye, like blind people and that.

You offering ,Sugartits?

10 points to anyone who posts a pic of Magenta de Vine with her glasses off.

Jenny Powell- no limits. If only

You'll be needing one of these.

Fuck me, Top Deck !