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Bang goes the defensive record.

Lest I be mistaken for a member of Team Numpty, I agree with Gemmill. We may be fourth, best defence so far etc, but we are fucking gash and WILL get a serious humping several times this season if nowt changes. 100%

This is what has my head battered. For all that we're utterly rudderless, devoid of creativity, lacking in any forward threat, fucking lightweight in the middle, and run by clueless wums, somehow we are sitting 4th this morning. It's like a fugly but sexy lass- everything is wrong but it does the job. Confused. Aye, totally agree in those terms it was this type of performance... NSFW - Removed Missed what you posted, but I can imagine.

This is what has my head battered. For all that we're utterly rudderless, devoid of creativity, lacking in any forward threat, fucking lightweight in the middle, and run by clueless wums, somehow we are sitting 4th this morning. It's like a fugly but sexy lass- everything is wrong but it does the job. Confused.

I'm self employed. Boss is a right wanker.

Ashley you fat cunt, you owe me 92 minutes of life.

If QPR don't get three points tonight, Colin Wanker's missus is going to have such a raw hoop.

Hes not playing............... No fucker is tbh

Pants messed again

Keegan tried to get rid iirc

Having just sprayed jizz all over my telly due to Saltwater's manliness, I find myself in need of a linky....... Anyone got one ?

Stop posting so much man, I'm getting a stiffy looking at your pic you sexy beast

Reported Amended.

Just seen Leon Best's lass in the crowd.

Shola just fucking missed a football that was less than 12' from his foot. Bring on the new strik… Oh…Hang on.

Wonder if all the kids who fail have to go to concentration camp in the summer It'll end in tears Clicky

New haircut?

U wudnt say dat 2 my face.

I've read this thread a couple of times this evening and this still makes me chuckle.

A fair question. There are a lot of Energy from Waste plants in production across the UK but the only way these are getting built is through major local political and commercial incentivisation, provision of add on infrasturcture to 'compensate' for the facilities' presence. Which of course tax payers foot the bill. Incinerators still have a bad reputation, despite the fact that modern filtration techniques can mean the air coming out of the facilities is purer than that drawn in. Sympathetic construction and design techniques also mean they are no longer eyesores but fundamentally trucks and trucks full of garbage will have to go somewhere, driven past someone's house. Basically despite everyone buying as much shit as they can muster, no-one wants to have to even think about the waste once their latest consumption is completed, much less have it burned in their own back yard. Similarly people object to wind generators 'because it spoils their view' when ironically they spend much of their time indoors watching their 50" plasma tv. Withdraw Nimby*'s services I say - object to electricity production in your area? Go live in a cave then you selfish, short sighted, narrow minded fuckwits. *Not In My Backyard Well said Fellow. There's a new wind farm going up just north of Woodhorn Mining Museum right now. (Many more days like today and it'll be making more 'leccy than we need!) I worked on a new 'clean' incinerator in Teeside a whileback, "Welcome to Teeside, We Burn Your Shit".

Someone ask him if he's perma-flounced

Scousers are worse than Gypos tbh

I've always said, if the Gypo really wanted to get hold of Shearer, there's no way Beckham could have stopped him.

Totally unrelated, obviously, but I wonder how Wor Andrew is getting on in Dippersville?