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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Just a thought CT- when you're grafting, get out of your car as much as possible. E.G. On supermarket jobs get out and load all the bags yourself, when you drop off, take their bags to the door. When you pull up at an address, get out and ring the bell. Just little things, but over a shift x 5 shifts a week, it all helps. Plus it'll relieve the pressure on your bum grapes. -
You spewed on your salad? The Magic of Google
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
It's perfectly safe, YouTube I shit thee not. A paper saver is a bit of a misnomer really, as it always takes me 3 sheets at least before I'll believe it is , in fact, a perfect motion. -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
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I get the feeling he actually enjoys being smug about what they're eating. I have been using the Bristol Stool Chart for years btw, I'm generally a type 4 paper saver. You use this -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
This thread has gone to the bogs tbh -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
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Excellent, in safe hands then? I've only done a wee bit of open sea sailing, but it was fantastic . -
American Baptist Scientifically proves earth is flat
Monkeys Fist replied to GeeForce's topic in General Chat
Ah, thank God, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church Hallelujah -
American Baptist Scientifically proves earth is flat
Monkeys Fist replied to GeeForce's topic in General Chat
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OK HF, some of us are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, or in this case my contact has not been correct. So far. So, what was the info , incorrect or correct(pending)? No reply? Simple question, isn't it? minge Touche I'm not trying to catch you out ,honest. If I was to guess, you were told the club was to be sold New Year just gone, would I be wide of the mark?
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Wouldn't be surprised in the least- Dutch stoner I reckon
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Its clarified butter Thanks for clarifying it's butter. Just to be clear....
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"We are the Egg men" Beatles Any link you reckon? ( look at the bottom ,middle panel )
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OK HF, some of us are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, or in this case my contact has not been correct. So far. So, what was the info , incorrect or correct(pending)? No reply? Simple question, isn't it?
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
First week of July. Its starting in the city centre this year, 12 hours to get out to Sandhamm on the edge of the archipelago and then about 350 miles to Gotland and back again. I take it you're a sailor then? no innuendo meant -
You need a woman ,then. i still don't get it You're doing it wrong. Ask Kevin
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"aye ya ya yah, yah yah!"
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
When you doing that Chez? -
OK HF, some of us are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, or in this case my contact has not been correct. So far. So, what was the info , incorrect or correct(pending)?
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You need a woman ,then.
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Happy Ramadan
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Kinky bitch!
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Oi! Gibbon Palms, i'm an ex-pat, not an OOT I didn't mean you , donkey bollocks. It was all part of my cunning plan to wind up Stevie. ( which has been a miserable failure )