Monkeys Fist

A ladder?

If you remember it, you clearly weren't sinking enough grog.

It's like when, in the supermarket, you see the tubby's trolley stacked to the brim with cake, bread and frozen lardy meals, and a little pot of low-fat spread teetering on the top.

It's night time here if that makes it any easier to justify There you go Catmag, if it's Oz wine, fill your boots !

So long as aren't aware of how many Weight Watchers points it is per glass, you're fine. Otherwise……

Poker ass, poker front bum, poker nostril …… Nips like Wagon Wheels too!

I read that as sleeping hobbits initially. Last night I dreamt I wrote The Hobbit. I was Tolkien in my sleep

sunglasses? What sunglasses? Edit; beaten by Ewerk. Dammit!

Reputations could stand or crumble on the outcome

Bore Da… Dydd Gwyl Dewi Hapus. Daffodil (Happy St. David's day, in proper language)

This board is going to the dogs. I've just posted Kate Humble in the Borderline Boilers, and there's blokes arranging to see each others digs in the Belta Minge!

I went to an X-men convention the other day - it was full of trannies.

Borderline boiler? Fuck right off. She has her moments… …but, aye, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you.

Humble Pie. Badger oot!

If you don't say "giggedee" at any point during your bed-christening shag , you're not a comedian Fish.

I shagged a hooters girl once. Straights Was she better than average?

Ferk!

Van Morrison on the right?

Google translate - " Bottled it"

Good luck Stevie. Don't call anyone a cunt tomorow