Monkeys Fist

Fixed and the bolded bit- I'd want it made compulsory that for the next 5 years, any bloater claiming that has to submit to random ,public weigh-ins. any gain of 1lb or more is a day in the stocks, re-pay the 26 week fat- fee, and a good fucking shoeing.

You fucking what??? We pay for fat cunts to have a circle jerk about losing 2 grams of lard in a month?? I fucking hope you're on the wind up Gemmill. Big society Fucking Huge Society if we pay the bloaters to not exercise.

You fucking what??? We pay for fat cunts to have a circle jerk about losing 2 grams of lard in a month?? I fucking hope you're on the wind up Gemmill.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12615852 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12307698 http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world...o-1226015590602

Tonights tea- Grilled Chicken and Chestnut shroom, tarragon and 'whayte wayne'Speltotto( same as risotto, but with spelt instead of rice). Bitchin'

What did you get, you fat mess? They are like, but he won't be buying any, surely

Give C.J.Sansom a go. He has a five book series , set in the time of the Dissolution of the Monasteries, the main character is Matthew Shardlake, each book is a case he takes on- political intrigue, thriller, murder, history. The books are ; Dissolution, Dark Fire, Sovereign,Revelation and Heartstone. The plots are gripping, and the historical detail is excellent.

Quinoa > Bulgur wheat > couscous. What the fuck is wrong with you? Aye, everyone knows Spelt is the Daddy grain.

You ever been to a climbing wall Gemmill, top workout, and more fun than a gym.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couscous Terrorist food - ban it.

Floppy fap? Keen

At the bottom of Warwick St? Was planned as an athletics ground, stands etc, in the 60s. Never got finished, but the name remained.

This article, upon further reading, raises a very interesting point- East End took over SJP after West End went out of business. Essentially, this means that those of us who hail from the East of Newcastle, we "Oriental Geordies" if you like, are NUFC's original supporters. True Bloods. All the West End bamps are mere hangers-on, gloryhunters. Basically, from a historical viewpoint, OOT's. *shits in pot, inserts spoon, stirs* (if this doesn't end "someones" retirement prematurely, Fenwicks will be having an anal display)

He's doing a similar piece on SJP itself at the moment. I'll keep an eye out, and post it when it's done.

I've rang the club. They've ordered an extra ton of cheeseburgers. Panic over

Happy Birthday fella

This site has the locations, and present day photos, of all 4 sites the pre-cursor clubs to NUFC played on. I love stuff like this. Found the link on .com. http://www.stuffbypaulbrown.com/before-st-...ewcastle-unite/

You're back on the cake?

Ding ding, seconds out.

I screeched a little…

Honestly Kevin, does your hypocrisy know no bounds? I'll give you the get-out option that you're winding Sandman up, but I know your not.

CT has just jizzed and is frantically thinking of excuses to miss next weeks weighbridge. Cheeky fucking bastard. as of today Im probably lighter than you fat monkey. Muscle is heavier than fat, weedy boy