Monkeys Fist

Until Tiote's , mine was Carroll's against the dippers. Ironic really.

I'm on loan at Hartlepool. Fucking Hartlepool.

All well and good until you see the part where it says he's a lifelong sunderland fan. That means he's fatally ocmpromised, especially as a club employee he'd be summarily dismissed if he said anything negative about his employers; standard corporate contract. Incidentally, no need to swear, or to use the reprehensible term you did last night. However, as you're a mere boy, I'll give you a free pass on your intemperate language, if not on your witless naivete. Lovely stuff. You don't need a post-graduate degree to post on toontastic, but it helps. You get your £5 referral fee for this lad, Monkeys Fist. I do know "Gene", but his signing up here and bringing our unwashed members crashing back to reality were nowt to do with me I'll have your Fiver though Sammy

Here's a side salad for curry night you might like. Ingredients-Cucumber, Red Onion, Natural Yoghurt, Mjnt ( fresh if you've got it). 1.chop the mint and mix it with the yoghurt, you want about 2-3 tablespoons of yoghurt. 2. Peel the cucumber and slice it into 5mm ish rounds. 3. Lay the slices out on kitchen roll and pat them dry. You want them as dry as possible. 4.slice the red onion as finely as you can. You want either quarter rings or diced. 5. Mix the onion and cucumber, add a sprinkle of salt to taste. 6. Knock back the yoghurt with water or milk to a loose coating consistency 7. Just before serving, add the yoghurt to the salad and coat well

Every time Pardew talks about Ashley, I'm reminded of Sooty.

Goatse curry? When you get the recipes, would you pm them to me and Trophyshy?

Minge. Phd.

Aye, spread the lurve CT.

You need more pics of your Lass and Sis in Law. That is all

Ouch Cock slapped

Bet he wears Vulva

Not sure how you can comment on something that happened 3 years before you even joined the board kimosabe Don't mention the War!

So you wrote your own marriage vows…… meh!

Never crashed mate. Seen loads in my rear-view mirror though

Better than average then? I sense a theme

You know what older drivers are like ffs. Would be like Driving Miss Daisy he'll gan that slow. I'm 42 cheeky cernt! Stirling fecking Moss, me.

Sort out a deal with CT. Earplugs included.

Man the fuck up tbh CT. Get lashed, eat like a pig, and on Sunday, watch all the naughty calories/lard disappear down the bog. Enjoy it man. Btw, St.James is the big girdery thing near the Metro station

9 minutes- not bad, not too shabby at all

Can we have one of J69's cock?

Bang?! Why don't they just call it gobble or titfuck? Because that would be vulgar, and delicate flowers like me would get upset. I must admit, the name is shite, but I didn't buy it to listen to it's name. Smells great.

I'm into this at the moment. Proper bloke smelling stuff.

Says "for Homs" on the bottle. Mincer.