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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Isn't that " lady" paintball? 400-500 fps BBs v balls of paint I'm gunna get caned btw my brother in law n his pals are all ex army Airsoft uses non-metallic pellets. Definitely not BB! depends on the place, there are various rules in place but they are generally ignored to an extent the no headshot rule for instance, doesn't really work with snipers who are also using heavier BBs(or pellets) to give truer aim the crux of the matter being that I'm going to be slaughtered but am still very much looking forward to sunday Big Girl's Blouse
  2. Isn't that " lady" paintball?
  3. 180 !!!!!!! * in a sid waddell stylee*
  4. Do it for you? Angie likes it......
  5. Your secret is safe with all 2116 of us
  6. Chas & Dave- awful Richard Pissing Littlejohn- but f*cking hell man , If we're looking for the twat of twats amongst Spuds fans it's got to be....... DANNY B
  7. Can I call you "Sugar" danny?
  8. Its a fuckin wank song to adopt innit? They should have picked " Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me " by Elton John
  9. I'd heard a rumour that Shearer rubbed both sets of goals with a chesse & onion pasty before kick off. Worked wonders
  10. how soon before another jordan sex tape is "leaked" btw pair of em a waste of skin
  11. He's recoiling in horror at the Alien baby emerging from the smog shirt sleeve
  12. We could do better but we could also do a lot, lot worse, it's hardly the first area we need to strengthen in. x2
  13. Aah, should be tatooed on the chest of every child born in the RVI
  14. My precious, Gollum loves the Goalses, yeees he does
  15. This is getting framed you should frame this one instead... Fuck it.Both are going up
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