Monkeys Fist

I was saying the same thing to Wor Genesis the other day. Mind, not really the time to pick at his choice of name, is it?

That encapsulates everything in my view. It's like a plain looking lass who gets all the attention because she's got world class norks. You saying we're all Tits , Stevie? Outside now!

deserve each other.

Poor man. Tragic

Thanks Big Bubba.

Last we spoke, He told me He'd typed our letter. Agree with the rest of your post Fish. We matter to others, even when they don't want us too.

Meh!

NEXT!

Harper's looked dodgy a wee bit too often. Whether it's because of Sideshow Bob et al is debatable. Still think he'll start next season, but Krul will be breathing down his neck. Assuming he isn't sold.

This is Pennywell!

Said that for real!!!!!!!!!! Worked for our lass too She wasn't keen on the curry method.

My waters broke

Dull night on telly?

call me Michael... Shamon!

don't tell Mammy I know....

Big Twat Pet... Pet...Pet... Pet

Don't think it's contagious...

Shouldn't laugh, but I was howling watching the trailer.

You smell haddock?

Blob's just burst.

Disappointed you didn't call this one turbowank tbh... rename it if you want The Strachan? ( small , redheaded and furious)

It's all I've ever used. I think we should keep it a closed shop, with new people having to answer 10 questions about Newcastle in 60 seconds to be eligible to bemade a member. Q1) How large in square centimetres is Ant from Ant and Dec's forehead? Q2) On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being Barker and Stonehouse's best settees) how leathery is Bobby Moncur's face? Divide the price of a pint in Shearers by the cost of 2Greggs Steak Bakes.

Btec Shmeetec! I have a full O-level honours NVQ degree in digital wizadry ( University of T'interweb, £6:50)

I'm sure if you were to PM me I'd do a much better job. Its what I do for a living.... send away mate.

I have no doubt that llambias will tell us what we want to hear this week. Its what Shearer says that interests me