Monkeys Fist

Sounds about right. saw him a few times and he was always mashed- when he was good he was sublime, when he was bad.....

Somewhere in Suffolk. He never went. West of Northampton- Did the good folk of Harpole know that Abdul was their Lord & Master, I wonder? I think it's a manor house and estate outside Ipswich rather than anything to do with the town of the same name. Either way, I don't think the locals were too chuffed when he first bought the title, but who listens to people from Suffolk anyway? I stand happily corrected - probably peeved he didn't send 'em any free curry.... or peeved cos he did?

Charles N'Zogbia, mixed up? Hazelrig's Bacon

Somewhere in Suffolk. He never went. West of Northampton- Did the good folk of Harpole know that Abdul was their Lord & Master, I wonder?

It feckin is though, or is it just me?

Hire a camper van . Have to find someone to park it for you mind,being a woman and that

Given/Rooney bastard child? I'll get me coat

If he sits on his arse in the centre circle for 90 mins he'll have that.

Aye, but I think he was born in France with Sengalese parent(s). "Je ne sais pas-ces Senegalais vien ici, ils se prendre nos travails, ils prendre nos femmes, ils prendre nos maisons...... les cheeky bastards" dit French Stevie Writing exclusively for Le Mail Quotidienne Le Soliel tbh

I thought that I would be able to fashion something but alas no... Harper Steve Watson - Stevie Taylor - Chris Armstrong Cheryl Cole - Carrick Andy Carroll - I bet Cheryl Curl has a few 'assists' to her name. Canny dribbler like

Aye, but I think he was born in France with Sengalese parent(s). "Je ne sais pas-ces Senegalais vien ici, ils se prendre nos travails, ils prendre nos femmes, ils prendre nos maisons...... les cheeky bastards" dit French Stevie

Senegal was a French colony, it's citizens qualify for french citizenship. Like Algeria, etc

That'd be the Curry Capital, formerly the Rupali. It's not the same without His Lordship in situ, but his son's doing a decent job of keeping it going. Abdul Lateef, Lord of Harpole- Legend Where the feck is Harpole?

He was madder than a bag of ferrets

Bernard Manning-lite

Bloody Hell Gemmill, I hope I never piss you off...

There's only one way to sort this out... FIIIIGHT (with apologies to harry hill)

Having watched the clip... Get a grip Charlie! FFS kinnear is a bumbling fool, a slip of the tongue/ too much Gin. We should sell the twat- to Fucking Moscow or St.Petersburg.. freeze ya childish cunt!

I was just about to say.... What injury is he carrying/ How long ( in Minutes) before he's out for 8-9 weeks.. Kevin feckin Nolan-I AM depressed.

He's not even a scouser- Welsh isn't he?

The simple answers are always the best

i would've thought they all come from another c*nt.

If we need another violent criminal who eats at Mcdonalds, spends more time in the Courts than on the pitch,is no more than average talent-wise, and likes kicking off with team mates I'm sure a trip to Pitz would find plenty of more than willing candidates for half the wages.