Monkeys Fist

“I love you honey pie”, Mrs F said earlier. “And I love you tons”, I replied. “What, no nickname for me?” She asked. I swear she’s going deaf.

“Organiser Emily Eavis has confirmed the event will return next year, with two female headliners already booked.” Adele and Kylie Minogue. Get your bets on now.

That’s the Japanese/ English lass I mentioned earlier in this thread - Rina Sawayama. Excellent “stage presence”.

I really have no idea. I do actually have a lot of respect for Elton John, he’s hugely supportive of other artist, especially new ones, and he’s done incredible amounts of unpublicised work for a great number of worthy causes- he’s a good guy. Which makes me utterly baffled why he had that absolute cunt of a bloke on his stage?

That Radiohead performance is right up there, imo, as one of the greatest live gigs of all time. It’s just fucking sublime- a band at the height of their abilities, absolutely fucking killing it in front of a massive crowd who know every note of every song they’re playing for them. What’s absolutely incredible about it is that the stage monitors weren’t working*, so they couldn’t hear each other and had to go off the slightly delayed “ambient” sound that they got from the main speakers- Thom Yorke was apparently so fucked off with it that he was going to walk off, but Johnny Greenwood persuaded him otherwise. To turn in that kind of performance under those conditions is nothing short of miraculous tbh. * That’s like trying to drive a car with a blacked out windscreen, but you’ve got a display on your phone of the road ahead, except it’s got a 2 second lag… in a snowstorm Knowing that, and watching Yorke in particular, it’s evident how fucked off he is, and it makes me wonder if all had been right with the stage monitors, would he have delivered such a fucking intense performance as he did? Regardless, it’s a fucking masterpiece of a gig, and puts Reg’s “last ever” gig in its rightful place.

Jo Whiley saying that was the best Headline act Glastonbury has ever seen Fuck right off ye daft bint. It wasn’t even the best performance at Glastonbury this weekend

I can’t help but be reminded of his obvious muse and inspiration RIP Eddie

Ffs, still going.

Great song to sign off with … ROGGIDMAIN!

He must be sick as fuck that George died mind. Could’ve saved this abomination for him.

As shite as this is, it’s light years ahead of GnR last night for sheer entertainment value.

Has been for years but he’s dill danding

For clarity, he’s a member of, and spokesman for, the LDS Church in the US, who believe that, whilst “same gender attraction” is not a sin, acting on it is.

The irony of Flowers singing about “Jesus Freaks” is delicious tbh.

Brandon Flowers proving that your voice doesn’t need to be shot to bits to be absolute toilet here. I’m actually looking forward to Dave Grohl now.

We’ll all either be dead or retired at 76. If I’m still working, I doubt I’ll get away with bringing in “guest workers” to do the bits I can’t manage You are right in your first assertion though

It’s times like these that our little community needs to pull together. @Meenzer- you’re a veteran of countless Eurovision qualifiers and such, and sober whilst you’re at it. How do we get through this?

Ah, ffs, Mrs Fist has stepped in and said he needs to get a bath as it’s a “school bath”. Divorce papers imminent.

Aye I noticed that. Someone needs to do him an intervention.

Well, I’m ducking out. Fist Jnr. wants me to watch Prehistoric Planet with him ( actual true story, marras ), and it would be remiss if I denied him for this garbage.

Tell you what, he’s going to sound fucking awful on his next Farewell Tour.

Just a reminder- iPlayer has the sign language option- it’s fucking mint.

Did he release many instrumentals, please… PLEASE???

You don’t have to- if you’re anywhere south of Birmingham YOU’LLBEABLETOFUGGINHEARHIM…AH