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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I’m surprised they didn’t ask for someone who works well under pressure.
  2. By the way, has everyone seen the (genuine) job vacancy that was posted in Oceangate’s own site ,(which has now gone offline). Went up on Friday, not long before the Coastguard announced they were all paste. “ The management of Oceangate Inc. has an immediate opening for a Sub Pilot/ Marine Technician …”
  3. Mental footage that. “ Yuri, there’s a bit of civil war going on down here” ” Ok Vasily, I’m just getting a boiled cabbage and some vodka, won’t be long” ”No worries, see you in a bit- are we still on for a visit to the Adidas shop and some outdoor techno later? “ ”Da!”
  4. Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin claims control of major Russian city Rostov-on-Don https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66006860
  5. Not by the time he gets anywhere near Vlad
  6. Tbh, we’ve already seen the gig of the year… … marras
  7. “Hey French. Bloke ! How far do you think we’ll get in this Pringles can before it goes pop?” ” Pas loin”
  8. Great idea, marching on Moscow.
  9. Good god I’d forgotten about GnR. I suppose it’ll be ok since you won’t have to actually look at Mr. Rose, or be able to due to the fucking flag wankers.
  10. Add to that list, Blondie, The Pretenders, Edith/Elton John, Cat Stevens/ Yusuf Islam, Candi Statton, Gilbert O’fucking Sullivan!, Toyah Wilcox’s tits, and Rickie Lee One-Hit Jones. Saga were flogging coach trips to the Pyramid Stage.
  11. So, this then. https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fbusiness%2F2023%2F06%2F23%2Fnewcastle-united-owner-amanda-staveley-bankruptcy-row%2F She owes £35m. Sorted.
  12. Whats the crack here @Renton,it’s behind their cunt filter- racism, sexism, or …
  13. You’re bilingual aren’t you- English and Yorkshire?
  14. Rafa’s gone to Celta Vigo. Rafa Benitez: Celta Vigo name former Liverpool, Newcastle and Chelsea boss as manager https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65966383
  15. Aye, don’t get me wrong, I really like a lot of the stuff Doves have done. Lost Souls particularly, but once Ms. F. pointed out the similarity, (and I think it’s just that one song), I couldn’t help but notice
  16. Has he not seen Spinal Tap? Grohl has a terrible record with band mates and the whole staying alive bit. And now the dragging a talentless lass in to the band bit too. He’s only a hefty hockle away from Stonehenge too- I’d be shiting it if I was him. ( I bet Grohl has 11 on his amps)
  17. On a mildly-related note, I had this on the other day and my daughter asked which album it was from. When I told she looked puzzled- she thought it was Foo Fighters. She has a point, mind.
  18. Is he the “secret” band that everyone knew about last week?
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