Monkeys Fist
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One more fucking mention of x fucking G, in support of it or baffled by it, and I’m fucking Quiffing whichever cunt does it.
One fucking more!
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6 minutes ago, Renton said:
wedge issues
I believe the word you’re looking for is
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Renton?
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52 minutes ago, Craig said:
We talk fondly of the 94-97 and 01-04 squads but even the most biased NUFC fan has to admit those squads had their flaws…
…This side feels complete
Both above squads had super talented players who, whilst great to watch, could often be guilty of selfishness and reluctance to drop back when needed.
Every single one of current side, especially the “stars” of it, give 100% to the team.
The semi-final and the final are probably the most complete examples of this that I can recall.
It’s also very rare to see our lads properly arguing or frustrated with each other, even when they’re losing ( what’s that again?
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All of which comes from the unbelievably thorough job that Howe, Tindall, Jones and all the other backroom staff are doing, from coaching, recruitment, everything.
After the initial, massive, adrenaline hit of the takeover had worn off and the size of the job at hand was apparent, I don’t think anyone, from Chairman down, could have possibly expected us to be in such a strong position so soon.
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6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:
probably best for his sanity if the massive gucci doesn't do too much thinking.
meahile here's nelford doing a lot imagining....
then imagine if nelford did actually give a flying fuck about what the camel humpers got up to pre october 2031
Imagine even attempting to assume the moral high ground when one of your own fans glassed your own chairman whilst he was out for a meal with his sisterwife
The mental gymnastics these cunts are pulling off make Olga Korbut look like Stephen Hawking
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Cunts will be cunts, innit.
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47 minutes ago, Toonpack said:
A fucking chimpanzee with crayons would make more sense than what Sky put up last night.
I love a bit of colouring in, cheeky fucker.
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3 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
Not sure you'd be welcome
Reported.
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Just stepped out the back of my house, in Forest Hall, and heard the unmistakable sound of “ Naaa na na na-na-na naaah Geordies!” coming from SJP.
7 miles away.
Fucking glorious.
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6 minutes ago, Renton said:
It's literally 5 nowt as well.
Aye…
Daft twat
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Had other stuff going on, so I’ve only just checked in here.
All I’ll say is.
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
Thats a bloke? Fuck me
Roger Doubtfire.
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11 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:
oy.... @Monkeys Fist....
you been getting lots of your friends to join up?
also....
welcome aboard adrienne, fancy a shag pet?
They’re all the highly creative account names that our incel friend from Teeside used yesterday when he had his period.
He loves me really.
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Maybe this’ll be the club where he finally gets the hang of this football lark?
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3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
That's a good point actually, I can think of one or two songs I've tried to find on Spotify that just weren't there but were on YouTube.
Stone cold classic
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Good job none of the daft twats use petrol, eh?
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43 minutes ago, Dazzler said:
All the “ya das” in the tory party like that she has a massive turd cutter.
That also explains Boris Johnson.
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The GingerQuim?
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5 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
How the fuck that thought vacuum ever became prime minister is beyond me
The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that she has a snapper like a horse’s mouth eating sugar-
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51 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
we’re not a Superstitious lot on here but I’m alarmed by the lack of your 5-0 prediction. We know who to blame now if we loseTurn the volume right up on the shed clip
The sound of the glass breaking spells out 5-0 in Morse code👍
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Oh, please let her call it Iceberg or some other lettuce related nonsense.
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3 minutes ago, monkeyfistmam said:
Brrrrr I'm cold
I’m going to leave this one up just so that everyone can see what kind of a cunt you actually are, Lee.
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Just now, Dazzler said:
Has he deleted his last post or is this another conspiracy I should be worried about hearing from someone with the brass neck to call my patter lifting after posting that absolute load of fucking putrid, drizzling shite?
So, on the admin side of things, moderators can’t ban someone but we can “flag them as a spammer”
Banning someone removes their ability to post, but doesn’t remove the post.
Flagging, removes their posts and suspends their ability to post until an Admin either undoes it, or bans them.
I flagged his latest shite, so it’s disappeared.
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22 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:
3-1 to us
Why does our Chief Benefit Recipient have a wire pan scrubber in his tiddy pocket?
Has this cunt never heard of cheese?
Anyway, no prediction -just this.
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17 hours ago, Kitman said:
Poor thing. It'll be on the glue next
Poor?
It’s enjoying a post coital smoke!
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Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour
in Newcastle Forum
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Since it’s Gemmill, who’s a bit “special”, I’ll go round his and wipe my hoop STANDING in front of his living room window instead.
But, anyone else, Quiffed.
No quibbles, no skinchies , no takesy backsies