Monkeys Fist

I’m not surprised she forgot her dress, poor lass looks half-asleep. That tattoo looks like she needs her rat trimmed…

Which Grumble sites should I avoid to protect my delicate sensibilities?

I’m cracking up at the window puns here.

You got me. A Priest, an Imam and a Rabbit walk in to a bar and the Rabbit says, “I think I’m a typo”.

I love breathy French lasses singing - this being a perfect example- always guaranteed trouser commotions. Watched the vid above, waited, thought “when’s the breathy French bint coming in?”, looked at the time elapsed and released it was an instrumental

He looks less of a cunt with the full beard, tbh. ( yes… I know it’s actor, author and gangster bummer, Mr. Wraith).

Yaxley-Lennon’s new flat mate?

Get out of here with your facts and actual grip on reality.

“ Mam, there’s a fat Mackem over there on his back, should I flip him over!” ” Look at the nice helicopter son, LOOK AT THE HELICOPTER!” CT, as the darkness descends and his breathing slows… ” B… A… U…”

Lads, lads, Bandidas is what you want. Then Americano.

Alex Stevie’s is a daft name- sorry.

And skull geometry.

Classy…

We share an occasional joint- what of it?

I made a herb ladder for Mrs. F. the other day.

Is that your place HMHM? What a kick in the fucking bollocks. Didn’t Nestle announce record profits just recently?

Back of the queue there Bumpkin Bollocks.

Just 6 months until you move then 👍

Is there any other kind of Salma Hayek?

If they did it with Shitlist “slebrittys” I’d donate to keep the thing on air.

I reckon we’re 10 years, at the most, from an actual version of The Running Man.

He’s Belgian- they’ll go straight down the chute to the basement dungeon.