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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    I’m sure there’s a protocol for that too, though.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Qanon nutters gathered in Dealey Plaza today, awaiting the “return” of JFK Jr..… Not the dead President- no,no, his son, the one that died in a plane crash a few years ago.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Shelvey having to practice how to run…
  4. Monkeys Fist
    That’s an unusual lapse in judgement for such a historically classy club…
  5. Monkeys Fist
    “Spacka daft”
  6. Monkeys Fist
    The days must fly by.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Rose West’s Lady Garden is a mint band name.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    I’ll believe it when I see the Knight Ryder post an “exclusive” a day and a half after it’s been announced.
  9. Monkeys Fist

    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    @Christmas Tree Christmas dinner sorted for you.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Nurse!
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Ok Stephen Hawking, explain TOT.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Essemmbrake.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Do you have a final solution, Walter?
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Good post.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Needs something to hate when his workmates aren’t around.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Please tell us, using the Bristol scale. 👍
  17. Monkeys Fist
    How unattractive is he?
  18. Monkeys Fist
    And yet I’m the one with the reputation. Fucking hell lads, dial it back a bit
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Ditto.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    It’s to do with economies of scale.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Plucking his banjo string- totally innocent.
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  23. Monkeys Fist
    “ Nucarsell shouldn’t nevah of sacked Bruce. I hope they don’t become successful. Anyone got any blow? ” There you go
  24. Monkeys Fist
    This is a Cosby game.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    When my nippers were little Mrs.F. had this app that played an annoying-as-almighty-fuck cartoon toothbrush singing some song about brushing their teeth for 2 minutes to get them to brush for that length of time. It near drove me insane every morning, until I realised Blitzkrieg Bop was 2 minutes long and they much preferred it. Punk toothbrushing rocks
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