Monkeys Fist
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I tend to agree with the first point here- this was Brexit Referendum disguised as an election. The new labour leader can’t ignore the left if they want to keep the party from eating itself. Quite how they do that I don’t know.
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Emptied
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Panis on High Bridge has always been great with kids when I’ve been there with mine, and the food is a step above your run-of-the-mill Italians. Not massively pricey either. An alternative to a restaurant is the Grainger Market, which has the best pizza stall in Newcastle ( Slice), Burgers at Meat Stack, and Greek, Chinese Noodle bar, and other cafes etc. If it’s just you and your daughter going, I wouldn’t bother with a half time pint- you won’t have time to queue for whatever snack/drink your daughter wants, and then get served at the bars. Hope she enjoys her first match
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Didn’t stop Johnson, did it?
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So I went in to the butchers today and said, ” I bet you £3000 you can’t reach that beef on the top shelf” He said “ Sorry mate, no bet, the steaks are too high.”
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I’m not sure there’s a vas deferens between them?
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'Penis fish' wash up on a beach in California https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50779461 Ok
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Thinks ilux.
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Have you tattooed your face yet?
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Pffft!
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Not as shocked as us mate. Its fucking devastating to realise the majority of our countrymen are selfish cunts.
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What would it take to tempt him back?
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@Dr GloomYou missed out absent father, inciter of violence to journalists, and sexist.
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What would be the correct channel to use to tell Johnson to go fuck himself with a ballistic missile? Let the healing begin, urges victorious PM https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50786580
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Knock one out then have a nap, mate. Works wonders.
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That lasted as long as CT doing the sex.
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Do Maccy D’s pay redundancy now?
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One of mine too. Whereas Hendrix made his cover versions of other’s songs the definitive version, I’d say SRV smashes Hendrix out of the park with his version of Little Wing. ( Comes close with Voodoo Chile too).
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https://youtu.be/i6G53BMgugo How it should be done.
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Go To Fucking Bed.
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Minister for Women’s Affairs please.
