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White Island volcano: NZ to recover bodies despite danger https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-50753453 This is fucking crazy imo, 1st rule of rescue is don’t put yourself in danger. Their own vulcanologist seems to think it’s dodgy, and there’s a 50-60% chance of another eruption within the next 24 hours. All for dead bodies.

I’m doing my best not to open this until later on when results start coming in. I expect to fail miserably

They renamed Nelson Mandela House to Quinoa Court. Mange tout, Mange tout

I live just over the main road from it now. There’s another just over the flyover at Springfield Park, can’t be more than 300m between them.

Where was yours? They seem to be every 500yds in Forest Hall. Mine ( Lynholm Grove) also said there’s been a large turnout.

Picture the scene- Tittsy McFauxTory walks in to No.10 to discuss a coalition , to be met by The Fridge Magnet, having totally misunderstood that she was “ready to jump in to bed with the Torys”, Y-fronts round his ankles as he fumbles through his fat folds looking for his cock. “ I …um ah… my my… well… so! … Shall we just Get It Done?”

I’m getting mildly bladdered regardless.

We can use the coming British War of Cuntdependance as a warm up!

I too have just voted. Nowt to do now but cook tea, sit back, have a beer and hate the world.

No cherry tomatoes? Can you even spell Pinokio ?

Fridge Loving Conservative.

Thorry

Fucking Loves Chips Fetid Little Cock Fairy Lisp Child ()

Fat Lardy Cunt?

You’re either with us, or against us. Make your choice Apology Boy!

The only way forward is civil war- a little bit of genocide, wipe out the Leavers, and then we can all get on with it.

Because he’s thicker than whale spunk

I blame the Welsh Jews.

Fuck RATM, I won’t do what they tell me. ( sorry )

No news articles today, then?

I don’t speak Welsh Italian mate, couldn’t read it.

On the piss yesterday?

That’s a very good article (so far, I’m not done reading it yet- I’m as far as the section on Corbyn and the Mear One mural). Thanks for posting it mate, it’s already answered a lot of the questions I and others have asked on here. I’ll read the rest later today. Extremely uncomfortable reading to be honest, but once I’ve read the whole thing I’ll get back to you.