soccermom

My female PE teachers were more butch than you lot put together. And one of them sounded like Colleen Rooney but looked like her husband. eugh. They were so butch even Meenz wouldn't have fucked them. Now mr Leeming on the other hand....phew made me sweat or was that wet?? Didn't he get sacked for fucking 6th formers?? Grass on the lawn and all that...

ffs go all macho, rough ya bitch up and get the answer. But make sure you have ya credit card in your pocket, you'll need it for the taxi, the hotel and the elastoplasts you'll need afterwards ( I have a whole mastercard advert of your livingroom and subsequent demise going on in my head at the moment....priceless )

If I were you I'd be talking tokyo up cos if he pisses off there thats all your problems solved. All hail tokyo, long live tokyo, Tokyo is the land of the free and all that jiz.

aye fantastic idea, set the laptop up in the room, we can find out whats going on and report back to you, all ya need to do is pop out for some milk and we'll have the full story.

been no updates for a while.. .......you reckon parky's twated him one withthe laptop? ........or maybes the missus twated him with it instead, ha ha.

Whose job was it to set the clock back on here??? Hope they've got a sicknote in.

unless his english is piss poor

Depends on the circumstances!! How about you get off here, go sit next to her, put your arm around her, hand on her knee, interject with your own stories about things you've done together, throw in a story about your wedding. ffs piss on her leg if you have to. Get your message across to both of them. tell her to pop the kettle on and when she leaves the room be as frosty as fuck with the cheeky twat til he feels so uncomfortable he has to leave.

Ok. Level 2. ...and keep us informed as to your progress ...... As for level 3... I have a spare room if needed..........................

up to you hun, but if she thinks you don't care, you could push her out to find someone who will care. She wants to see you jealous. talk to her then, but don't let her know that you know whats she's up to.

He might have the balls to come over if something was going on but I'm damn sure the missus wouldn't invite him if she was fucking him - she'd be too busy shitting herself in case you found out, trust me, I've been there. Sounds more like she's using him to make you step up your game, frighten you a little, make you wonder - and its working! We're coniving bitches you know and we know how to push buttons to get the desired effect. She's making you jealous on purpose mate. But ignore it and don't act on it to your peril... she could go the other way and think you don't give a fuck. best off have a little tantrum, she's happy and you've had ya say. Everyone wins.

Fondant (were called french back then) Fancies after a bath on a sunday night, picnic tea, watching the end of Highway with Harry Secombe, Waiting for the real tv shows to come on, oooh......

Don't speak with your mouth full! ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation! Apparently I know you from school and Meenzer wont say who you are but you've got some good crack on you pet! And my knob in your head......double it! So it's still not as big as your ego then? Not exactly true, I knew of you at school but didn't really know you, so I know you don't know me. Just when me and meenz were talking he mentioned you and I said didn't he go to our school and he said yes. Nowt exciting, I'm not your stalker. (couldn't care less about the size of your knob, just love winding wacky up about his inadequecies, no smoke with out fire/shit sticks and all that) I think we all know who's had who, biting in the past You're into all that biting and stuff, then?? Ooooh, I bet you like it feisty!

and whats that face for hunny? I was talking about me not you - You are and always will be the eurovision king (or should that be queen) of Gossy High. I was an inbetweener, not cool enough to hang out with the popular kids and not nerdy enough to hang out with the super clever kids and not rough enough to hang out with the kids from west!

Does anyone ever get the chance to find out what the overall outcome is of this sort of thing? Did they say if they'll notify you about what happens eventually? It should be that you're allowed to know who committed the crime so you can sue them for emotional trauma or something, just to serve the robbing sods right!! They didnt say they'd notify me, but I was given a ref no so I can ring them to ask about their progress. Christ, they don't go out of their way do they! Threaten to leave if they don't give you regular updates, they all pull their fingers out if they think you're gonna take your cash elsewhere. (and snakey...I love your craic.. you do make me giggle!) Sorry, s/mom, I'm taken. Me and T/raider are have a good thing going. Maybe one day, if you're lucky, we might let you watch. I insist on bringing my own popcorn and I'm not sharing it - no changies or the deals off!

Don't speak with your mouth full! ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation! Apparently I know you from school and Meenzer wont say who you are but you've got some good crack on you pet! And my knob in your head......double it! So it's still not as big as your ego then? Not exactly true, I knew of you at school but didn't really know you, so I know you don't know me. Just when me and meenz were talking he mentioned you and I said didn't he go to our school and he said yes. Nowt exciting, I'm not your stalker. (couldn't care less about the size of your knob, just love winding wacky up about his inadequecies, no smoke with out fire/shit sticks and all that) You don't say! So were you in my year? I'm guessing not, were you one of the uber nerds in Meenzer's posse? we prefer the term "geek" - kinda like the inbetweeners on that new tv show, ha ha

Does anyone ever get the chance to find out what the overall outcome is of this sort of thing? Did they say if they'll notify you about what happens eventually? It should be that you're allowed to know who committed the crime so you can sue them for emotional trauma or something, just to serve the robbing sods right!! They didnt say they'd notify me, but I was given a ref no so I can ring them to ask about their progress. Christ, they don't go out of their way do they! Threaten to leave if they don't give you regular updates, they all pull their fingers out if they think you're gonna take your cash elsewhere. (and snakey...I love your craic.. you do make me giggle!)

He's lush, how cute. x

Does anyone ever get the chance to find out what the overall outcome is of this sort of thing? Did they say if they'll notify you about what happens eventually? It should be that you're allowed to know who committed the crime so you can sue them for emotional trauma or something, just to serve the robbing sods right!!

Don't speak with your mouth full! ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation! Apparently I know you from school and Meenzer wont say who you are but you've got some good crack on you pet! And my knob in your head......double it! So it's still not as big as your ego then? Not exactly true, I knew of you at school but didn't really know you, so I know you don't know me. Just when me and meenz were talking he mentioned you and I said didn't he go to our school and he said yes. Nowt exciting, I'm not your stalker. (couldn't care less about the size of your knob, just love winding wacky up about his inadequecies, no smoke with out fire/shit sticks and all that)

Don't speak with your mouth full! ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation! Girth is my forte. Yeah but we're talking about your cock not your belly matey. and yes I have, when I was much younger. No need to be ashamed of it, I'm firmly of the belief how do you know you don't like it til you've tried it. It was just sex, couldn't be in a relationship with a woman tho, we're too complicated, I prefer the simplicity of a man and the macho-ness of the arms I cuddle upto on a night time.

Don't speak with your mouth full! ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation!

christ I'm not doing well am I? Wacky has an infants cock, and btw I wasn't asking for you to do it again, was just asking you to pass the message on to SMO and that looks like I'm out of luck too. My fannys too little and tight for him - like he says he prefers a bigger minge. oh well, what is a girl to do

yeah but I didn't enjoy it. SMO's knob was way bigger than yours too! midget.

I've always wanted to write a screen play. I've got the main body of the story, the twists and the end, and I jot the odd extra thing down now and again to add to it, but I've never actually put it all into order. Think Adam Sandler-esque film, but an original storyline. I'm quite lucky cos my bro's best mate is a film editor so I could get help from him, but its just that actual jump to do it. Ultimately I think that I'm scared of failing at something I really want to do, so if I keep it at arms length it's always a possibility rather than a failed attempt.