Christmas Tree

I think you do

Never thought of that

Listen, I’ve seen your LinkedIn before and after pictures. I know you know my fight

Relieved! Left Green energy last year, a few weeks before they went bust and moved to Eon Next on a good fixed deal. A month later I got an email saying my electricity was being transferred to Shell energy (not on a fixed deal). Basically, because I was still on some database at Green energy, I got hauled up in all the stranded customers. Shell took months to get me an account set up, all the time charging me over the top. Anyway, 2 weeks after contacting the ombudsman I’m getting returned to Eon on my fixed deal, my electricity since October re-billed at my fixed rate and a compensation sum of £75. Nice it all ended well and a big up for the ombudsman, but what a stressful ballache to sort out.

But now it’s 6 jars divided by two meals so nur, nur, na, nur, nur!

Also, all but me are having curry and rice (leftovers) again tonight so….

What a fucking carry on Got this installed just over a week ago but you have to have the service running for a week before they upgrade you to 1 gig. 1 gig requires a new (free) router that arrived today. But it also comes with a new password login which means for the 2nd time in a fortnight I’ve had to plod round the house re-connecting about 20 odd devices 😠 Fucks sake!!!

In my defence: The naans and onion bhajis were ready cooked and just needed warming up, so blame @Monkeys Fist and his company for them. The chips were left untouched. I’m not a pig! If it’s any consolation to you lot, I had four episodes of the shits between 4.30am and 10.30am. Cost me a fortune this morning so won’t be partaking again on a school night

Thsts gorgeous. What is it?

I like Dummet and would keep him but basically Alex hits the nail on the head above.

I put you a plate aside for after the match

Makes me laugh that I have all those carbs on an “eat healthy portion control” plate.

Aye, it ended up ott. We don’t have many Indians, mainly Chinese Currys so no real reference taste wise. It was ok, nowt special.

A banker https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_Holidays_Act_1871

Sainsburys £1.50 a jar

Lazy day for me. Slobby morning, followed by a family game of Bingo As bad as you can imagine. Our lass bought “prizes”, proper bingo cards and used the American voice over number caller off YouTube. Then watched uncharted which was ok family fodder. Now prepping a lamb bhuna curry for tea. I looked at various recipes and finally went for 6 jars of Lloyd Grossman sauce into a pan with some pressure cooked lamb. This is what winning looks like

Good on Freddie Mercury. Another string to his bow

This thread getting bumped now sets off the same panic as the Gaza one.

Well that’s a Brucey bank holiday bonus @Meenzer & @Monkeys Fist have come together to reignite the shroomster. Enjoy your day

Well that’s fucking strange. Turned the Wi-Fi off and the pic is there on 4g Nice Pic @Meenzer Thought Virgin we’re just blocking pornhub

Doesn’t seem to work on iPhone but I’m sure it’s a nice pic 👍

Anybody doing anything

So if Leeds get beat by Arsenal on Sunday the we will be mathematically safe before we kick off with Man City.

Short lived career as a goalkeeper during 4th year Juniors. Covered for the main keeper while he had a bad cold. I was fucking class for those two games.

Aye I appreciate that, just thought it looked a bit more basic than I was expecting. Anyway, it’s only 5 minutes so I’ll have a much better idea when my research is complete.