Christmas Tree

The Way Back --- 7/10 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1023114/ One of those films where you need to banish the wife / girlfriend and have an ice cold beer on standby for the desert scenes. A very good film and just missing that certain something that would have made it a classic. Still enjoyable.

Apparently Mike Williamsons not there either Wifes giving birth.

Little wine with those testicles sir

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of cash, Thirty five million, good business done by Ash. When the window opened the fans began to sing, Oh wasn't Mike really wise, we’ll all now call him king? The “king” was in his boardroom counting out his money, Decca right beside him, they both thought it quite funny, Alan was in the presser, hanging out to dry, When down came Simon Esland to tell another lie!

The last time I think I was there against Liverpool we were 4 or 5 down by half time and there wasnt much singing going on.

If I had the cash of Mike Ashley The labido of Alan Pardew I buy lots of whores and viagra And fuck them in turns two by two.

What happened to the good old songs of yesteryear? Personally I think a lot of the stuff sung at home games these days is pretty shite and mainly consists of Stand up if you...... etc etc What happened to the likes of...... and or And Proper good old songs that had a bit of flair and humour to them. Anyone else got any old favourites?

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I think the juick mains in this little affair will be when we get to the joys of the cover up under labour. Now if we could just delay the findings until say......just before the next election. The fact that Brown was the victim of the hacking and Cameron employed the bloke that ran the hacking company, suggests to me Labour would have to be indescribably stupid to come out of this half as badly as the Tories. Every ones a hacking victim these days! It's the latest must have. Even Boris was playing the "I've been hacked" sympathy card. Mark my words, if Cameron survives this week, he will re-group and it will all be about who knew what when the first investigation was hushed up under Labour. Not particularly playing a blame game, just saying the way I think this will unfold.

I think the juick mains in this little affair will be when we get to the joys of the cover up under labour. Now if we could just delay the findings until say......just before the next election.

Even Boris isnt defending Dave

Really would you say as big? Seen off Britains biggest Sunday paper Seen off the biggest media deal Hundreds on the dole Top two officers at the met gone More to follow, perhaps the PM

Camerons arse will be in overdrive.

Now the assistant commissioner resigns...... Has there ever been a scandal this big in the UK.

Anyone know if Murdoch and the ginger birds appearance before the select committee is on live tomorrow?

Very good, now back to the cookery thread with you!

Isnt that what everyone else has said.

Surely this must get a run out. Chanson d'amour Ra da da da da Play encore Here in my heart Ra da da da da More and more

Sittin' in the Geordie' sun I'll be sittin' when the games begun Watching the strips roll in And then I watch 'em stroll away again, yeah I'm sittin' here watchin Cabaye Watching as he leads the way Ooo, I'm just sittin' here watchin Cabaye Wastin' time A kna, shite (bored and feeding a baby)

From the face of Happiness Copa Cabana don't work then. Yes it's Yohan!, Yohan Caba-ya The hottest shot north of Hebburna Yes it's Yohan!, Yohan Caba-ya Football and passion were always the fashion And with Yohan....we fell in love This post has been edited by Happy Face: Today, 12:25 PM

Should be a corker!!

Sittin' in the Geordie' sun I'll be sittin' when the games begun Watching the strips roll in And then I watch 'em stroll away again, yeah I'm sittin' here watchin Cabaye Watching as he leads the way Ooo, I'm just sittin' here watchin Cabaye Wastin' time A kna, shite (bored and feeding a baby)

I say hello you say..... Bah. Copa Cabana don't work then. Yes it's Yohan!, Yohan Caba-ya The hottest shot north of Hebburna Yes it's Yohan!, Yohan Caba-ya Football and passion were always the fashion And with Yohan....we fell in love

Donaldson and Ameobi set to go out on loan

Bookies favourite is Boris to lead the blue brigade at the next election. Boris just HAS to be PM one day. Boris as PM will be like Keegan at Newcastle. Everything would just be so much fun. Imagine the wars he'd cause.