Christmas Tree

Honestly, everyone on here has seen this sort of scenario over and over and it aint worth leaving over. Tomorrows fish and chip wrappings and all that.

Tears rolling down the face Tom. Well done. Poor Geordieboy

Its only the internet mate. All gets a bit serious now and then but it aint life or death.

Nice to see the good old Gosh getting wheeled out of retirement I made a home made tom soup last year with Toms from the garden and I think it was peppers as well and it was much nicer than the tinned stuff. A nice spicy kick to it as well. Im sure its delicious with garlic though.

Ok, so the wifes been watching Eastenders and I was sad enough to go in the loft for a quick nosey. Below is a statement from my bank account dated 2002 when I last paid for a season ticket on plastic. Naturally its very hard to make out and I dont have a scanner but you will see a payment to hoseasons for £1405 followed by a payment to Newcastle United for two season tickets for £1890 (Bar 1892). I hope you dont leave on my account as its stupid to chuck things like this over silly arguments. I do however hope that Gejon has enough Testacle left over for Alex to chew on. Before anyone asks, I aint posting any bank details on here but would happily fax the full statement to Chez to verify as he appears a pretty decent bloke to me.

Because they might have missed it three posts back. An interesting one this. My last season ticket for the family section (well documented on here btw) was paid for in cash £700 and being a man in his 40's I have passed the point where I collect season tickets , programmes etc. The ticket before that was 2004 ish for me and the missus in Bar 1892. My only option here would be to head for the loft and look for Bank statements as that one was paid by a barclays connect debit card and Im sure would be on an old statement. Of course I would have to blank out lots of details and photocopy it etc etc.... Thing is it just seems a tad childish for a 45 year old to go to such lengths to prove something to some internet warrior And you would only question its authenticity bla bla bla..... All a bit sad really. Fair enough. I tell you what, will you have a pint with me in sleepers next tuesday? I'm off graft all week so I'll come down south and we can have a proper crack on. Nee aggro. Just to know what you're actually like. No thanks, Sleepers is for mixing with family and I think its pretty clear we are not each others cup of tea.

And if you cant post where I started any wummery in this thread you are a bigger Moron.

This from Deano on page 1. This should be the final nail in the coffin of this kid's credibility on this board. Utterly fucking idiotic particularly having listened to the interview. Its an internet forum and last I heard football was all about opinions. Picking on Kids credibility ffs Ok then, I think we'll sign Cristiano Ronaldo. That's an opinion, but it's as ridiculous as your choice in hats, and it has no place on a Newcastle United forum. Much like you. God it must have been dull back in the day when the clique just agreed with each other all day long. No wonder so many of you are big into cooking instead. Hardly any cliques on here. I always assumed Alex, Peter, Stevie, Chez, Manc-Mag, HF, Fish etc agreed with eachother but that's clearly bollocks when you look at any given thread. I think the problem you come up against is just that nobody ever agrees with you, as you're a cock 99.9% of the time. No offence, you just are. I doubt you'd be half as vocal face to face with anybody but have built yourself up an internet persona which is spiralling out of control. i don't think CT is a cock. there are far worse posters on here. he's not an unpleasant chap. he just talkes a bit of nonsense when it comes to newcastle utd. i think deep down he would admit he enjoys playing the WUM role. You see this is how these fuckers work Gloomy. I dont see anywhere in the discussion I was having with others about sourcing footballers and who does which bit as been wumish at all? I still think my view of how it works at Newcastle and a lot of clubs is pretty accurate. But even its not, its certainly not wummish. I think the Wums are the one who join threads like this for a bitch only without discussing the views in the topic. Tbf it happens all the time with the same posters. #tedious bertween you and me, you do like to get a bite don't you? howway man, we've all done it from time to time. but for you on here it's become a part time job. Show me the wummery, show me the wummery.

When you play the WUM role though you need to get to the funny bit now and again though. I used to wind Renton up something rotten on here, subtle little things I would say, and as intelligent a lad as he is, it took him a long time to realise it. Childish I know. When it's about the toon and we all want a better future it's just being deliberately offensive especially, and this is the key thing cos everyones entitled to their opinion, but there's no pattern or consistency in his views. I think my views are positively consistent. Again, point me in the direction of any wummery.....(without generalisations)

This from Deano on page 1. This should be the final nail in the coffin of this kid's credibility on this board. Utterly fucking idiotic particularly having listened to the interview. Its an internet forum and last I heard football was all about opinions. Picking on Kids credibility ffs Ok then, I think we'll sign Cristiano Ronaldo. That's an opinion, but it's as ridiculous as your choice in hats, and it has no place on a Newcastle United forum. Much like you. God it must have been dull back in the day when the clique just agreed with each other all day long. No wonder so many of you are big into cooking instead. Hardly any cliques on here. I always assumed Alex, Peter, Stevie, Chez, Manc-Mag, HF, Fish etc agreed with eachother but that's clearly bollocks when you look at any given thread. I think the problem you come up against is just that nobody ever agrees with you, as you're a cock 99.9% of the time. No offence, you just are. I doubt you'd be half as vocal face to face with anybody but have built yourself up an internet persona which is spiralling out of control. i don't think CT is a cock. there are far worse posters on here. he's not an unpleasant chap. he just talkes a bit of nonsense when it comes to newcastle utd. i think deep down he would admit he enjoys playing the WUM role. You see this is how these fuckers work Gloomy. I dont see anywhere in the discussion I was having with others about sourcing footballers and who does which bit as been wumish at all? I still think my view of how it works at Newcastle and a lot of clubs is pretty accurate. But even its not, its certainly not wummish. I think the Wums are the one who join threads like this for a bitch only without discussing the views in the topic. Tbf it happens all the time with the same posters. #tedious

Because they might have missed it three posts back. An interesting one this. My last season ticket for the family section (well documented on here btw) was paid for in cash £700 and being a man in his 40's I have passed the point where I collect season tickets , programmes etc. The ticket before that was 2004 ish for me and the missus in Bar 1892. My only option here would be to head for the loft and look for Bank statements as that one was paid by a barclays connect debit card and Im sure would be on an old statement. Of course I would have to blank out lots of details and photocopy it etc etc.... Thing is it just seems a tad childish for a 45 year old to go to such lengths to prove something to some internet warrior And you would only question its authenticity bla bla bla..... All a bit sad really.

It was a joke like.....The "got at" bit with the banning etc.

This from Deano on page 1. This should be the final nail in the coffin of this kid's credibility on this board. Utterly fucking idiotic particularly having listened to the interview. Its an internet forum and last I heard football was all about opinions. Picking on Kids credibility ffs Ok then, I think we'll sign Cristiano Ronaldo. That's an opinion, but it's as ridiculous as your choice in hats, and it has no place on a Newcastle United forum. Much like you. God it must have been dull back in the day when the clique just agreed with each other all day long. No wonder so many of you are big into cooking instead. Hardly any cliques on here. I always assumed Alex, Peter, Stevie, Chez, Manc-Mag, HF, Fish etc agreed with eachother but that's clearly bollocks when you look at any given thread. I think the problem you come up against is just that nobody ever agrees with you, as you're a cock 99.9% of the time. No offence, you just are. I doubt you'd be half as vocal face to face with anybody but have built yourself up an internet persona which is spiralling out of control. Oh dear, Im exactly the same in person because unlike you, I can manage to chat on without calling people cocks. But you enjoy your internet warrior role. I love the fact people chuck Stevie in as if to make something acceptable. Stevie used to be one of the most argumentative on here until he was "got at". As has been evident in other threads recently, there are plenty who agree with me and in particular agree that this place is on the skids because of "cocks" who prefer to snipe at peoples opinions rather than have a discussion. The sooner those types clear off and stick to their love-ins on twitter, the better imo. Exactly the same person, ahhhhh that explains why you're a taxi driver with nee pals. That much is evident. I'm not an internet warrior, I've met people from here and I'm exactly like this in person. You'd gan white trying to hold a converstaion down in person with me, flower. I know of nobody who agrees with you on here, you're just out on a 'quim' trying to build a life for yourself through football, which has obviously never been a part of your life. You can tell a lot about a man by how he looks. Your photo spoke volumes.

Fucking hell. Not only have we got Team Nastys first team out today, we're even giving some of the reserves a run out. Its past 4 as well so expect the youth development nasties along shortly.

Just tell us the truth. Some posters on here think about football all the time and they are very passionate and knowledgeable about the game, they are experienced and have a multitude of anecdotes and decent crack, they know the good times and the bad and what the club should be striving for. Football is pretty much their life. Now excuse me if I hit the nail on it's badly heed but football if nothing but your mid life crisis. I'll probably take up golf and be equally lambasted. Are you suggesting superfans only Thomas?

Who mentioned long serving posters agreeing You did. I said the clique man. I dont think any of them would consider themselves in the clique. The clique know who they are.

This from Deano on page 1. This should be the final nail in the coffin of this kid's credibility on this board. Utterly fucking idiotic particularly having listened to the interview. Its an internet forum and last I heard football was all about opinions. Picking on Kids credibility ffs Ok then, I think we'll sign Cristiano Ronaldo. That's an opinion, but it's as ridiculous as your choice in hats, and it has no place on a Newcastle United forum. Much like you. God it must have been dull back in the day when the clique just agreed with each other all day long. No wonder so many of you are big into cooking instead. Hardly any cliques on here. I always assumed Alex, Peter, Stevie, Chez, Manc-Mag, HF, Fish etc agreed with eachother but that's clearly bollocks when you look at any given thread. I think the problem you come up against is just that nobody ever agrees with you, as you're a cock 99.9% of the time. No offence, you just are. I doubt you'd be half as vocal face to face with anybody but have built yourself up an internet persona which is spiralling out of control. Oh dear, Im exactly the same in person because unlike you, I can manage to chat on without calling people cocks. But you enjoy your internet warrior role. I love the fact people chuck Stevie in as if to make something acceptable. Stevie used to be one of the most argumentative on here until he was "got at". As has been evident in other threads recently, there are plenty who agree with me and in particular agree that this place is on the skids because of "cocks" who prefer to snipe at peoples opinions rather than have a discussion. The sooner those types clear off and stick to their love-ins on twitter, the better imo.

Who mentioned long serving posters agreeing

You should just post the daily forum line on a morning Thomas and then we can all agree and get on with our day. Seriously man, can't you just go on N-O or a special taxi drivers website where taxi drivers just club together to bore each other half to death. I can't remember a thread with decent crack that you've been involved in. Savaging

They're the nasty fuckers cos they really sneak up on you. Unfortunately you have no option but to invest in a ... It will be your new best friend.

This from Deano on page 1. This should be the final nail in the coffin of this kid's credibility on this board. Utterly fucking idiotic particularly having listened to the interview. Its an internet forum and last I heard football was all about opinions. Picking on Kids credibility ffs Ok then, I think we'll sign Cristiano Ronaldo. That's an opinion, but it's as ridiculous as your choice in hats, and it has no place on a Newcastle United forum. Much like you. God it must have been dull back in the day when the clique just agreed with each other all day long. No wonder so many of you are big into cooking instead.

You should just post the daily forum line on a morning Thomas and then we can all agree and get on with our day.

Also going to be paying a visit to Go Outdoors today to hopefully buy "man shit" that I dont really need. (Thinking about a knife for that all important game of split the kipper when the kids get bored of swingball). Ideally and air rifle for those noisy wild animals would be handy too, however Im not sure if they're allowed on site. Any camping suggestions welcome.

£15 in TESCO at the moment them tables. I did consider making the purchase No good sitting on picnic blankets like it's the 50's. Twats, I checked them first and the piggin website says £29 http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.205-3493.aspx As the wife is going under protest, every "luxury" I can muster can only help.

I would say thats totally and utterly wrong. The role of scouts is to find young, untapped talent, highlight those players that the manager would not have had a chance to see himself. I wouldnt say its to fill specific gaps in the squad or to replace players leaving. Do you think that we sold Cole and a scout was told "we need a striker to replace Andy Cole" "got you the ideal one here boss, bloke called Shearer, plays for Blackburn" "oh aye? is he any good?" Managers know the players they want, Dalglish didnt rely on a scout to find Carroll nor has Enrique been recommended to Wenger at some finance meeting by a scout. Scouts should be there to do exactly what Carr has been tasked with, find young foreign or lower league talent that will be cheap. The difference is he appears to be doing that for all the squad places rather than Pardew building his team and topping up the squad with scout found purchases. I could be wrong with that assesment but its how it appears from the outside. The big difference to you assessment is that we are shopping abroad and not in the UK. Very easy when your a top club with big bucks to cherry pick the premiership talent as you imply with Enrique and Shearer. But not so when its finding the Tiotes of this world. No modern day manager has the time or the resources to have the whole market place covered. Hold on, all youve just done is back up what I said? I would have thought I made that clear in the "...find young foreign or lower league talent..." statement. Your original post makes out that the purchase of players follows a pattern of Manager decides he needs 1st team positions x, y and z filling as well as the squad increasing Club states how much can be spent Scout finds all required players My post states that isnt what happens, manager needs to fill x,y and z and has players in mind to fill them, players that he wants to build a team around or that he believes will add to what hes already got planned, scouts will recommend players for the squad or will highlight players they think fit into managers style purely to make him aware and allow him to then research them, watch them etc and make their own decision. Carr would appear to be an excellent scout however the role he could well have here is of "chief buyer" hunting out exciting new "product lines" to be put in the shop window and sold at a profit later. Hopefully Im wrong on that. You may of course be correct, but my view is that for most teams like ourselves looking for "cheap" talent, it is unlikely that a manager knows what is out there in that market place. Sure, this may be the case for the Top four or where money isnt a problem, but outside the top six I would guess its fairly rare. I wrote a few weeks back how I thought Ashley would be viewing this process as a "buyer" role in a retail company. The buyer makes or breaks a company and I am sure Mr Carr will be having lots of input and will definitely have Ashleys ear. If Ashley is really switched on, which Im sure he now is, he will be looking for a whole team of Graham Carrs. This is what successful retailers do and it will only benefit us.