Christmas Tree

Marmite judging by the Wigan Forum. http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=5...;mid=2117289287 Usual cries of brilliant one minute, inconsistent the next. I'd still have him back though and would hope the other French lads will bring the best out of him.

Lee Ryder --- Twitter

Yohan Cabaye set to become NUFC player by the weekend

Lee Ryder saying West Ham have offered £3 mill for him today.

You have to laugh sometimes dont you. Been on 30,40, or 50 grand a week for the last 5-10 years poor bugger. His long term future is being a multi millionaire who will do the odd bit of punditry in-between nice little talk in numbers and golf at La Manga....ffs Why would he necessarily become a pundit? Nolan of all people? Maybe a coach or something? I dunno, let's say he gets nothing, has a massive house, family and everything to look after (let's be honest he'll have spent the vast majority of his money) and a wee bit in the bank, by 40 he'll have spent most of that money if he retires at 32/33ish. He's also taxed shit loads (rightly so) out of that 30/40/50 grand. It's not all so simple. Seems stupid to us poor 'uns like but it's still hard Give over fella.

Oh dear at this thread. Just oh dear

Me thinks the monkey protests too much.......Team Sycophantic tbh

Nee probs, I'll shepherd him home.

Or did you mean this Team?

Been there , done that, got the scalps.

I've voted twice for Claire Raynor to make you feel better.

Nearly going as well as your transfer thread.......

Yawn, Yawn, Yawn....... Must try harder peeps. The haters are struggling tonight......and Im pissed.

Nice try Thomas, but Im sitting here pissing myself laughing.......are you melting? Go and treat yourself to a nice shampoo and conditioner.

Yes, we know Thomas, still sulking

Classic attempt at a power shift the bit in bold mind, your powerless here if the truth be known. If your name was to be changed you could have no complaints, you're a Walter Mitty mate, take it in your stride and carry on. And btw you have all the markings of a man who is severely rattled, insults about myself and family, coupled with safety winks and smileys in all your posts. Platinum meltdown material. :D The painful truth wacky is that you are a none entity on here. You have nothing of interest to say but occasionally come up with the odd one liner. You very rarely post in the match threads or anything Newcastle related and spend all your time attacking J69 (until I came along). Personally I think you are a closet gay waiting for one of us real men to take you under our wing. Sad really, what else could I say.

I'll pick you up you miserable old bastard.

Oh dear Wacky / jusoda / Dopey / bashfull........Ive hurt you bad, im sorry. Cant even remember what I did. But your stalking is impressive. If the mods want to ban me then let them do it. The moment my name changes my postings will stop so same result. The bottom liner is I crack on about how I feel about things at that moment in time. You however have nothing of interest to say about Newcastle and occasionally post the odd one liner attacking me or J69. I imagine that you are married however having a very small penis and not being able to satisfy your dwarf wife, you come on here taking out your sexual frustration instead. What do I know. Pissed

Have you got washing on the line, houseboy? All chores done and curry waiting in the slow cooker for after pub night. About too dab some beads of water onto my brow to give that "just finished working my bollocks off look", ready for wifey getting in. Be careful, she might interpret that as your 'just finished having a wank' look. CT, don't forget to make sure you flushed your used hankie down the toilet and and have also deleted your 'history', mate. Please, no need for thanks. Google Chrome "Open New Incognito Window".

Have you got washing on the line, houseboy? All chores done and curry waiting in the slow cooker for after pub night. About too dab some beads of water onto my brow to give that "just finished working my bollocks off look", ready for wifey getting in.

man

Didnt want you to just come across the pictures and start telling everyone that Ashley was demolishing St. James..

unbelievable photos, particularly the lightning ones. Awesome.