Christmas Tree

What he is basically saying is no fucker worth their salt is going nowhere. He is also aware that "we" love signings and would rather we didnt get our hopes up about any incomings. If something decent comes up then treat it as a nice suprise.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-u...72703-27869292/ Ave it.

Btw, I'm never one of those who subsribes to the view lasses are 'asking for it' but they leave themselves so vulnerable to attacks at times, it's scary. Similar applies to lads and the states they get into on the booze I suppose. Especially teenagers. As a father of three girls and a taxi driver it never ceases to amaze / scare me the state young girls get into. I regularly take out and pick up girls as young as 15 who are away with the fairies, legs akimbo, breasts out, the works. Luckily the taxi trade is pretty well regulated up here but down south with the private hire drivers ...... fucking hell. Then there are the same girls in the same states that some 30 / 40 year old pro has picked up to take home. I once had this girl whimpering in a drunken phase to "help get her home" while her newly met "one night stand" was at the cash point. Usually its the safest bet not to get involved but on this occasion I did and when we got to his I told him she was going home. Not a pleasant scene for a few minutes, but it was the right decision and she always thanks me whenever I pick her up. Been in the exact same situation a couple of times. I just drove off, leaving blokey at the cash point. Radioed in to the office telling them the score and drop the lass off. I'd recommend this way. Steady on, depends who's paying Cah first. Did I say I didn't rape the shit out of her? Rifle the handbag before discarding obv. Good lad, image to keep up and all that

never had a vomiter like. dread it ever happening. Know a few lads who seem to get hit all the time with sick.

Btw, I'm never one of those who subsribes to the view lasses are 'asking for it' but they leave themselves so vulnerable to attacks at times, it's scary. Similar applies to lads and the states they get into on the booze I suppose. Especially teenagers. As a father of three girls and a taxi driver it never ceases to amaze / scare me the state young girls get into. I regularly take out and pick up girls as young as 15 who are away with the fairies, legs akimbo, breasts out, the works. Luckily the taxi trade is pretty well regulated up here but down south with the private hire drivers ...... fucking hell. Then there are the same girls in the same states that some 30 / 40 year old pro has picked up to take home. I once had this girl whimpering in a drunken phase to "help get her home" while her newly met "one night stand" was at the cash point. Usually its the safest bet not to get involved but on this occasion I did and when we got to his I told him she was going home. Not a pleasant scene for a few minutes, but it was the right decision and she always thanks me whenever I pick her up. Been in the exact same situation a couple of times. I just drove off, leaving blokey at the cash point. Radioed in to the office telling them the score and drop the lass off. I'd recommend this way. Steady on, depends who's paying Cah first.

fuck me thats a pretty impressive list Wouldnt have had time to do that if you'd been weighed down in the polotics thread

Who was the prime suspect? Not guilty, I was too busy trying to get her mate pissed but it didnt work. Come to think of it, maybe they swapped drinks? would explain it all now.

Btw, I'm never one of those who subsribes to the view lasses are 'asking for it' but they leave themselves so vulnerable to attacks at times, it's scary. Similar applies to lads and the states they get into on the booze I suppose. Especially teenagers. As a father of three girls and a taxi driver it never ceases to amaze / scare me the state young girls get into. I regularly take out and pick up girls as young as 15 who are away with the fairies, legs akimbo, breasts out, the works. Luckily the taxi trade is pretty well regulated up here but down south with the private hire drivers ...... fucking hell. Then there are the same girls in the same states that some 30 / 40 year old pro has picked up to take home. I once had this girl whimpering in a drunken phase to "help get her home" while her newly met "one night stand" was at the cash point. Usually its the safest bet not to get involved but on this occasion I did and when we got to his I told him she was going home. Not a pleasant scene for a few minutes, but it was the right decision and she always thanks me whenever I pick her up.

Very sad. Young uns and booze. Parents nightmare. I remember once unofficially being in charge of an office party around the quayside. One of the young office girls, about 21 at the time went missing and we all presumed she'd jumped in a taxi. (pre mobile phone everyday usage). Turned out she was found wandering about three mile away minus her knickers. It was a nightmare for everyone for about 24 hours while they "discovered" if she'd been raped. (police involved). Luckily it turned out that she probably never put them back on after a drunken visit to the cubicle and then possibly got chucked out of a taxi for being sick. Hope the lad turns up but doesnt look good.

For a purely "Christmas film", these days Love Actually tops the bill. So good on all levels. Anyone looking for something new to watch with or without kids should really give Nativity a bash. As for Alexs point about good films to watch at Christmas, this falls into two catergories. Those watched with the wife or those watched alone. With wife, basically any crap. Alone. A decent Bond or good old fashioned war action film. Used to watch lots of cowboys and indians with me dad at Christmas when I was a bairn and quite often think about re-visiting one of those but the tough bit is remembering which ones the good ones were. Couldnt beat a good old scalping to terrify a young'un

I hate Sunderland like I really do. I was dragged there today to do some shopping and you just look around and its like being on the set of some Zombie movie. The ammount of grown men late 20's / early 30's that dress like fucking 14 year old chavas is bizzarre. As we were there I decided to take the nipper along to see the Reindeer at the "lapland display" in Mowbray park. Fuck me, one of the poor little bastards has had an antler nicked! No wonder he tried to do a runner last week. Got security guards on 24 hour duty now. Horrible place.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Chair...icle655515.html

You know what they say..... Hair today, gone tommorrow..... Yes, its started.

Its too late, its already there.

I lay down the gauntlet to all toontastic members to take part in the 2010 inaugural Thumb competition. The rules are simple, the member who takes the most interesting photo of their thumb and posts it here before 9pm Boxing Day is the winner. Multiple entries are allowed, however photoshopping is not. I would suggest that one of our more upstanding posters offers forward their services as judge. The winner will receive nothing of value except the Kudos of being the winner. Good luck and may the best thumb win.

Apparently Carlisles gone

more to follow

If you can provide evidence of that, I'll gladly concede the point....a cursory check of existing (labour) budgets of 2 of the councils being cut shows otherwise.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/uk...ity_funding.xls Labour - South Tyneside Spending Power 10/11 = £188.7m (Population 153,000 = £1233 per person) Tory - Windsor spending power 10/11 £99.3m (population 28,300 = £3508 per person) Windsor have also just announced the largest cut in council tax in history..... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...ouncil-tax.html So you can't even argue that the inhabitants are contributing more to local serrvices in Windsor than they are in South Tyneside. Do you just believe whatever you're told rather than actually check the factoids you come out with? Excellent news tbh and long overdue. Most councils, particularly Labour just keep on taking and taking and taking. They will always find some new service to justify a rise, but just because they can find new ways to spend money, doesnt mean they should. Councils have long since become little empires for local fools to waste money. Nice to see the Tories once again leading the way. You seem to be agreeing it's wrong that councils that get too much, like Windsor, should go from getting £325 more per person in government cash, to getting £420 more? But then confounding your statement by supporting the Tories for doing it. If South Tyneside is a more cost effective council per person, why should it's cuts be higher? On returning from the pub and a quick look on the BBC website I understand there is a 152 page manual that clearly sets out how the council tax and goverment grant is worked out and why each individual council gets what it gets. The temptation to delve further into said manual for the bits that make the Tories look good escapes me. Bearing in mind I genuinely feel your fopless pain, I can only apologise for an extremely piss poor performance. As I trudge off to the Belta Minge thread I can only hope there is a more determined knight of the blue brigade, ready to step up and defend the honour.

Theres no way in the world I can play inbetween Parky and Fisty!!! Talk about head fucked it would be like having Hannibal lecter on each side chuntering away. Always played better in goal tbf (loner)

Nearly two hundred views! I feel honoured to have given so many a chance at enjoying a very special Christmas. We're all part of the Big Society. (yes, even you little people). God Bless

Derisco! Shit name

I would think they put a proper Tory in the job and give a lib dem some overseas book. The Lib Dems just keep fucking things up.

I honestly think you should be in St Nick's. Well a divvint naa what the South Tyneside/Sunderland equivalent is called, but yee should be in it anyway. Dont worry Stevie, your reputation will recover They were hard questions

1976 alan shearer carlo nash merry christmas apologies if im wrong