Christmas Tree

Oh fuck

Unless something really nasty comes along I think you just have to get on with your life. I wear a mask when required but am happy enough being in pubs before the match. I am particularly fussy about using bacterial hand wash after using a petrol pump, but that’s about it.

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Sitter with a footstool or without

Sitter and baby wiper

100% this. I saw the same article on Sky news on my phone and 2 stories down was the “it’s nothing to worry about story”. Shameless stuff

It’s only concerning if the effects are worse. If the illness is milder it’s good news. One of the boffins in the early days said it will end up being like a bad cold.

Keter, plastic are the way to go. Not the cheapest but last forever and stay dry.

🤞

Got home last night to discover several frantic voicemails from AO explaining they have accidentally delivered a more expensive laptop than the one I ordered. Just out of interest, how do I stand

I wasn’t the slightest bit drunk when I got home, but bloody hell this morning And our lass is sitting here impatiently waiting for me to go and get something out the loft.

It will remind her of what she could have had if she’d chosen Newcastle Uni!

Nah, they had a cheaper one from £9.99 reduced to £6

Daughters Xmas present sorted

Well other than the result I had a lovely night. Wife decided to drive so nicely tucked into a Stowell street car park. Quick pop into greggs for half time bait supplies. Then realised we were in the platinum club (Birthday treat) so had to buy a clock in the club shop to obtain a carrier bag to hide the greggs bag. We were the 1st people to arrive and walked into the lovely carpeted bar with proper posh tables and chairs. There was a huge long bar with around 40/50 white dressed young ladies all eager to serve. Our lass made her way to a table and time stood still as I made my way to the bar with 50 pairs of eyes admiring my new birthday clobber. TBH, I wasn’t sure whether I felt like a terrorist who had arrived in heaven or one of those posh blokes at a posh brothel you see on the films. A lovely young lady firmly clasped my stiff cold glass and gently squeezed a pint of caffreys in. I was no good. The food menu was totally different to the leazes as everything had the word premium in front. So, 2 servings of Premiun chicken bites and fries it was. Lovely padded seats outside right on the walkway for my numerous weak bladder / vaping trips. Gutted after 9 minutes like everyone else but hey ho, we’ll see what Saturday brings. Main thing is I love going to the games again. Also thought the crowd was pretty good last night. Finally what a class act Tim Krull is. Came out for Second half and was getting lots of love off the gallowgate and interacting with them. When he finished warming up, he kicked the ball into the crowd and started walking away. Some young fan then through the ball back on the pitch Krull through his arms in the air laughing, went back to get the ball and wellied it even further into Strawberry corner. This time it stayed. Think it’s the first time I’ve had Caffreys, (all 4 of them). Didn’t feel drunk last night but fucking hanging this morning.

West side Story by Spielberg looks mint.

Cheer up

And free Wifi

Bench. THATS ITK

Aye saw him on the way in. Some tall bald bloke was harassing him. Something about accountancy?

Of course, it’s my birthday Actually sitting here now and all the ball boys are getting free pop

In the ground at Ferdy is here in kit. ITK BABY

Same here. I don’t personally know anyone who has had it. Bloody lucky.

My thoughts exactly Peace and quiet is lovely and they’ll only want heating up full blast, lights left on all over and food cupboards permanently under attack.