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  1. Even my mate squidgy had popped in to celebrate
  2. And they’re here! Barker & Stonehouse don’t you know Summer sorted.
  3. Just give Big Joe some strong pain meds and let the fucker loose.
  4. This seasons Sofas arriving tonight!
  5. Sorry to hear about the cat mate. Heartbreaking when pets are involved. edit: Heartbreaking when humans are involved too (for clarity).
  6. Interesting that Tonali seemed to say that the switch of positions between him and Bruno was down to both of them going to speak to Howe.
  7. And you’re the stat man At the start of today we’ve collected 1 point since that post. No wonder Northern Rock went down
  8. Thought it kicked off at 12.30, so missed the 1st goal. Nerves shot at 85 minutes so went back to gardening and missed the 2nd goal. Fuck me we don’t like the easy path. We should be miles safe by now. Hopefully we get CL and get some extra bodies in. Maybe we should even cash in on that number 14 as he couldn’t hit a barn door. Purple patch over!
  9. Pleased social media wasn’t around when we changed our name
  10. The bottom line is most Western governments are just Ponzi schemes scraping by with all their credit cards maxed out. There’s very little any shade of politician can do “within the accepted rules” to change anything. Much higher taxes, privatising the NHS etc All the things no politician will properly go near because they want to hang around for another 5 years.
  11. Beat me to it, but mine is probably more likely
  12. On the subject of toilet habits, I found public toilets a bit of a minefield. If I’m in a nice clean establishment I’m very happy to wash and dry my hands and then use my little finger to hook on some out of the way part of the door handle that I hope nobody else has ever touched. Particularly the dirty bastards who don’t wash their hands. However, I then find myself in disgusting cesspits like Morrisons Seaburn (trainspotting’ish) and in no way am I prepared to touch anything at all other than my usual little finger exit method. In these situations I am happy enough in my own bodily cleanliness, and yes, I am that dirty bastard. And those of you btw who do wash your hands and don’t use your little finger are simply getting a handful of dick sweat, every time.
  13. You’re in a perpetual pissed off state so have probably never encountered this mood change
  14. Wouldn’t dare encroach on bookmark Bobby I was searching for the thread with Random in the title and that popped up.
  15. Happy days. What I’d give for a knock on the door from my childhood mates for a game of japs and commando’s, especially in our air pistol days. 14 years ago btw. If you were feeling old then…..
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