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Everything posted by Christmas Tree
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Miggy 2, get rid.
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Even my mate squidgy had popped in to celebrate
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And they’re here! Barker & Stonehouse don’t you know Summer sorted.
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Just give Big Joe some strong pain meds and let the fucker loose.
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This seasons Sofas arriving tonight!
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Sorry to hear about the cat mate. Heartbreaking when pets are involved. edit: Heartbreaking when humans are involved too (for clarity).
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Interesting that Tonali seemed to say that the switch of positions between him and Bruno was down to both of them going to speak to Howe.
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Thought it kicked off at 12.30, so missed the 1st goal. Nerves shot at 85 minutes so went back to gardening and missed the 2nd goal. Fuck me we don’t like the easy path. We should be miles safe by now. Hopefully we get CL and get some extra bodies in. Maybe we should even cash in on that number 14 as he couldn’t hit a barn door. Purple patch over!
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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️
Christmas Tree replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Pleased social media wasn’t around when we changed our name -
2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️
Christmas Tree replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
The geordie Wyki -
The bottom line is most Western governments are just Ponzi schemes scraping by with all their credit cards maxed out. There’s very little any shade of politician can do “within the accepted rules” to change anything. Much higher taxes, privatising the NHS etc All the things no politician will properly go near because they want to hang around for another 5 years.
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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️
Christmas Tree replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Beat me to it, but mine is probably more likely -
2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️
Christmas Tree replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’ll care x -
2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️
Christmas Tree replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fine with me -
Really like that
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Random stuff you used to get up to when a bairn
Christmas Tree replied to Howmanheyman's topic in General Chat
Could never get some pages to open -
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On the subject of toilet habits, I found public toilets a bit of a minefield. If I’m in a nice clean establishment I’m very happy to wash and dry my hands and then use my little finger to hook on some out of the way part of the door handle that I hope nobody else has ever touched. Particularly the dirty bastards who don’t wash their hands. However, I then find myself in disgusting cesspits like Morrisons Seaburn (trainspotting’ish) and in no way am I prepared to touch anything at all other than my usual little finger exit method. In these situations I am happy enough in my own bodily cleanliness, and yes, I am that dirty bastard. And those of you btw who do wash your hands and don’t use your little finger are simply getting a handful of dick sweat, every time.
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You’re in a perpetual pissed off state so have probably never encountered this mood change
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Random stuff you used to get up to when a bairn
Christmas Tree replied to Howmanheyman's topic in General Chat
Wouldn’t dare encroach on bookmark Bobby I was searching for the thread with Random in the title and that popped up. -
Random stuff you used to get up to when a bairn
Christmas Tree replied to Howmanheyman's topic in General Chat
Happy days. What I’d give for a knock on the door from my childhood mates for a game of japs and commando’s, especially in our air pistol days. 14 years ago btw. If you were feeling old then…..