Christmas Tree

How times change

The Saudis do know that all the hate towards right wingers is only off the field.

Somebody posted stuff on here about it being during the Sela tournament. It’s shit like. I was hoping to get away for several days with the wife (who’s not well), but fuck do I want to get caught up with these low life’s, particularly driving a black taxi

So fucking depressing all these videos. Utter scum.

Just watched Tag. Based on a true story about a group of friends who have carried on a game of tag from childhood to middle age. Every May is open season and they go to great lengths to tag or avoid being tagged. Not the funniest film by a long shot, but the end credit scene includes video of the real people getting tagged in all sorts of circumstances.

That looks cracking for the money.

Aye the charging thing was my main reason for waiting til September to see if it’s improved. That said I just bang it on charge and stick it in the glovebox when I go to work and a few hours later it’s ready for the day ahead.

Really nice lad though

Feel so sorry now for the abusive calls / texts some random member of society is now going to get

Anybody have one? I’ve been totally uninterested in them since they came out as I always have my phone like most people. However when I started this 10,000 steps a day carry on, I got pissed off with my phone rattling in my pocket. So, being me I ordered myself the £800 apple ultra for Father’s Day. Anyway, as I still wasn’t that convinced by them I was very sensible and sent it back without even opening it. Next I convinced myself the cheaper SE model at about £300 was a better bet so ordered that and cancelled due to a fear of a better watch being launched in September. Finally, I bought one off Market place for £95 from a very nice young chap who lives next door to the back page in china town. (My family all thought I was mad going to meet a chap in Chinatown whose Facebook profile has him posing with a rifle). Anyway, can’t believe how much I love it! Should have seen me in Aldi paying for my shit on my watch like some sort of international spy. Lobbing it out and doing my stuff while looking round for gasps of wonder from my fellow shoppers It’s much better than my phone for keeping up to date with notifications and I love how it wakes me up with just a little tap on my wrist. As I have no friends, I just need one of you to ring me at lunchtime when I’m in the pub so I can talk to my wrist. Feel free to hang up when I’ve answered. 07723417645

That’s him gone

I’m excited for it but I will be super excited when we are not as reliant on players who are mid table players at best.

And Grimmer People trapped on a stationary bus under attack

Grim

My daughters and grandkids are off to Manchester to a dinosaur exhibition / show and are now weighing up whether to cancel. Shit state of affairs.

The replies

They’re all over Tik Tok as well. People with 10’s thousand followers trying to coordinate marches in various places. They want to start giving these fuckers big long sentences, ideally in Rwanda.

Jimbo’s telly and all that

Has anyone put a new phone tariff in place and changed to an eSIM. If so I need help

We could still end up starting the season with no new signings and Graeme Jones in charge

There can be only one! Arsenal player now by the looks of it.

Made me laugh Sorry

No, played LB but growing in confidence every game. Did a Bruno chip to set someone up in the box and has an almighty left foot strike on him. I think he’s going to have a tremendous season.

Hall is going to be some player

I always thought you were batting for the other team Think it was some photo you had of you standing in a doorway in a suit and natty shoes.