MrBass

The Brentford game on Feb 26th is quite key. They're only 3 points ahead of us and have played two more games. We win that and it sucks them right into it and pretty much secures our survival.

Get the fuck in!!!!!

Trippier!!!!!

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That reminds me...

Aye, pretty much exactly the same as reported on NUFC blog, Kieran Trippier – £12m Chris Wood – £25m Bruno Guimaraes – £40m Dan Burn – £13m Matt Target – Loan with option to buy? Hugo Ekitike – £25m

So who's left? Lingard and Zapata? May has well hoy Spurs a couple of riyals to put Dele Alli out of his misery as a last minute pity signing.

Manchester United star Jesse Lingard has reportedly agreed personal terms with Newcastle ahead of a move to St James' Park. The England international has barely played under both Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Ralf Rangnick this term. Now, a move away from Old Trafford is being worked on. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1558160/Manchester-United-transfer-news-Jesse-Lingard

In the absence of #JimbosTelly...

Well that'll scupper any loan move for Lingard.

Make a good point on that Twitter thread mind. If he really wanted to play football then he'd allow a perm deal instead of a loan. Can't see us folding on this one as nobody in their right mind would pay £15m for a player for 3.5 months and then have him fuck off to West Ham in the summer.

How many more times!!

FYP

Anyone else heard of this so-called “anti-Newcastle” pact the “big” clubs supposedly have all silently agreed to? Man City being the only exception apparently. No other club wants Dele Alli and Spurs don’t want to deal with us because of this aforementioned pact.

I’d love it, fucking love it, if we picked him up for free in the summer. Can’t see it happening mind, but I’d love it all the same.

Seems like the Lingard issue are with the bonuses the Mancunian cunts have bolted on should we avoid relegation.

What illiterate cunt wrote this! https://talksport.com/football/1028143/

The greedy cunts are going to lose him for nowt at the end of the season so why are they fucking nickel and diming us now. Take the £5m (or whatever's been offered) you greedy arseholes and let's move on!

From what I've read, we'll only be going for Alli if the deal for Lingard falls through. Personally I'd love to have them both in the side but one is better than none I suppose, so long as Alli has the heart for a fight.

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