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From here on they shall be referred to as just ‘Nal’ since their Arse has fallen out.

Despite it being mathematically impossible.

Kelly: So Gary, a win today and surely Newcastle are finishing in the top four? Gary: Well, I've said all season, I don't think Newcastle can sustain their current position. If we take a look at "United's" form coupled with the shine on Ten Hag's bonce it shows that they've got 3rd place all sown up. Don't rule out Liverpool either, they won their last game and won it convincingly so they're now clearly back to their best, wouldn't you agree Jamie? Jamie: Oh absholutely! Letsh look at this 30 minute VT of how great Liverpool are and don't forget Kelly, if either Liverpool or Man United are struggling in a game, they've always got VAR to help them out. Newcashtle just simply don't have that luxury.

Careful, or you'll feel the full wrath of @LongTimeAdmirer

I run a fitness company on the island of Hispaniola where we monitor the speed our members can climb Pico Duarte. Each month we celebrate the winner based on the best climb rate in the Caribbean.

Need to do it quick before I start waxing lyrical about all my "fine lays" in the Caribbean

Plagiarist of the Caribbean?

5 wins and a draw will guarantee us finishing above Liverpool who, I suspect, will finish 5th.

I'm aware of that but emoji's are image sources so where an underlying image could change it would still be consistent throughout the thread. On second glance I suspect it was Asprilla being a tit and changing emoji's in every post he quoted, you know for lols. Can't think of any other reason bedhump.gif would suddenly become wink.gif and vice-a-versa.

What's going on with the emoji's in this thread? Either people were RE'YP during the quotes or there's some kind of image switching wizardry going on.

No Jude Bellingham? Pfft, shows what he knows.

Leicester on course for a drubbing.

Chelsea are absolutely hopeless.

Not to mention, Rice comes with this,

Dreadful performance. That’s enough football for the weekend.

That bald cunt should be wearing a Villa top, he’s been fucking shocking.