MrBass

In other words, "we actually know fuck all about what's happening and are now running out of names to drop, so don't be surprised if Newcastle sign someone we haven't mentioned... and if they don't then the deal fell through."

In case he scores?

Anyone read this twaddle - https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/pundit-drops-major-bruno-guimaraes-claim-as-newcastle-united-and-west-ham-delivered-blow-over-winger-pursuit-3762449 That sort of lazy bullshit journalism gives me proper rage.

Dry as a bone - exactly

In Dr Glooms pants maybe.

PSG aren't really after selling Diaby though (from what I've read) so that tactic isn't really going to work in this instance. More likely we're pursuing other avenues for when we realise that PSG won't budge in their evaluation. Gordon though? FFS, I'd rather not.

Swap Raphina and Jesus and you're correct.

According to the Times we are, https://tbrfootball.com/christian-eriksen-now-has-offers-from-newcastle-everton-and-more/

Isn't the Express the only one peddling the 'Saint-Maximin to leave St. James' nonsense? Probably trying to make one bullshit story carry more weight by publishing another bullshit story that kinda, sorta but not really backs up the first bullshit story. That said, I'd "LOVE IT" if it were true.

Sky Sports picking it up now, https://www.skysports.com/share/12640011

Wonder how much additional fuel the average protestor is going to burn during this fuel protest.

What was the quoted figure for Paqueta again? Was he 1 and half Brunos?

Can't you just subtly change the club names like that Football Manager game?