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About geordie_broon

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  • Birthday 19/07/1972

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  1. Whats your drunken song?

    Girl Of My Best Friend-Elvis
  2. Who says women are useless at DIY?

    It's one thing knowing about them, but another thing doing them. Women think they know everything about everything. But are useless at just about anything. FACT
  3. Funny pictures thread

  4. Funny pictures thread

  5. Fit Birds and Blokes

  6. Own up!

    Always! Especially in a pub. Have you ever been in a pub where they have food on the bar? Don't touch it cos some dirty bastard who's been to the toilet and not wahed their hands has been tuckin into it with their piss soaked fingers.
  7. Harry The Hamster

  8. Harry The Hamster

    Just found this Harry The Hamster
  9. Have you ever....?

    I don't think shavin makes it look bigger, it's just that bushy pubes make it look smaller.
  10. If Brazil win the World Cup.......

    will they keep this cup aswell?
  11. The Ex Girlfriend

    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'. "Wow!" I said, nearly dropping the handset, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled down the phone and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!".......... So I told her to fuck off.
  12. Name the 42 football teams

    what about the underfelt men?
  13. Unlocking a Sony Ericcson K750i

    Wacky Jr Here's a site with K750i stuff on. I dunno if it's got what you're lookin for but there is some info about unlocking phones.
  14. Stolen car kills woman in South Shields

    I live just round the corner from where the accident happened. It's tragic my thoughts go to the family of the deceased. I hope the mother and children make a full recovery.
  15. Bostock's Cup

    What about the Brazilian: "Ay up me little flower." Fuckin class.

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