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*phew* thought we would have to place you in your own thread!

Rooney arrested for drink driving

Relegation material.

So what shirt number does Messi get?

I hope Rafa fucks off. The club dont deserve him to be honest.

The emotional strain that this club takes on you I don't blame you

Cheers, help if I spell his name correctly

https://twitter.com/MoneyMikeAshley/status/903268981737496577

Deleted what, we didnt see anything

I REALLY dont get it. Last season when it was buzzing, the stands were packed. With that there are people spending on pints, pies, memebership, kits, other stuff etc. So as a businessman, surly you do everything you can to keep one of the best managers in Europe happy. But Nooooooooooo lets fuck it up. Like Ewerk said, doesnt have to be £100m FFS

I wonder if we see Gayle in an NUFC shirt whilst holding a scarf and announced as a new signing.

What is Ashley's net transfer spend at the club upto date? @Happpy Face? Talking of which, I havent seen him post for a while

Origi joined Wofsburg

He will be at Arsenal in Jan so he's not bothered

Lazaar staying put now?

Saggy Face trying to bankrupt another club

Looks like we will hang onto Gayle

When does his contract run out?

If a Dutch club doesnt rate him, I think Rafa is bob on with his rating.

You can only test someone patience and promise so many times. But of course, we're not all privy to what has been said.

Rafa to walk is more of a cert than us signing anyone

Fuck all, were gonna sign fuck all, were gonna sign fuck all, fuck all! Were gonna sign fuck all.

Aye I was speaking to mate about this yesterday. Madness the price they're talking about him too.