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MNF of Bournemouth v West Ham, so of course they spend most of it talking about Liverpool and Slots Arsehole and how bleached it is after Carraghers licked it clean

Morning show I enjoyed on apple.

What?

Spot on tbf

Oh you underestimate people from Yorkshire. You couldn't be anywhere because they fucking tell you! AND I'm from Yorkshire Does my fucking tits in. Liverpool has some stunning architecture.

Agreed But in a Monguique type defence of Gordon. The last two games he's started on his preferred LW he's scored on and assisted one and looked back to his best.

I don't feel sorry for Russell Martin now. He's shagging Lucy pinder. Oohhh so many historical 'memories' of her in my younger years 😉

The two goals he scored were beauts. He can't half hit a ball. But when it goes wrong for him fuck me it's wrong. I think he's got a great attitude and part of the reason why the squad is tight like it is. But, and nothing on him, I do hope he is a squad player soon 😂

Form guide over the last 8 prem games

Spitfire cunts have sacked their gaffer. Seems harsh like. It's gonna be a UNITED wank fest all day because they scored in Fergie time against city who are on a shocker at. Sir Alex Amorim is BACK!

I think she's a great presenter. Great sense of humour and a right wank on the pause too.

I get what Rents is saying. But that 'winning mentality' isn't half helped with splashing cash and cunt managers bullying officials

Currently working on her the home she grew up in. Her mum has sold it off for demo and build 9 apartments

Media darlings getting done by Palace. Fuck loads of empty seats too.

Minteh should be sacked for that. Fucking embarrassing

Who said that?

Agreed especially his passing

Michael O'Leary, the managing director of Ryanair, arrives in Dublin. He enters a pub and orders a pint of draft Guinness. The bartender nods and says, "That'll be one euro, sir." Surprised, O'Leary replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over the euro. The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest brewery in Ireland." "Cheers," O'Leary responds. Then the bartender notices, "Sir, you don't have a glass. That'll be three euros for one of ours." O'Leary sighs but pays up. He takes his beer and goes to sit down. "Sorry," the bartender adds, "there's a two-euro charge to sit unless you booked online for just one euro." Annoyed, O'Leary tries to sit but finds the chair too small. "Sir, you're too large for our seats. You'll need an extra spot for four euros," says the bartender. Frustrated, O'Leary stands up, places his beer on the bar, and shouts, "This is ridiculous! I want to speak to the manager!" "Ah, you've chosen the bar area," the bartender replies politely, "that's two euros more, thank you." O'Leary turns red with anger. "Do you know who I am?" he yells. "Of course, Mr. O'Leary," replies the bartender. "I've had enough," says O'Leary angrily. "I came for a quiet drink, and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!" "Certainly, Mr. O'Leary," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him between 9:00 and 9:10 AM every Monday and Tuesday at this number. Calls are free to connect but will cost ten cents per second." "I'll never come back to this bar!" O'Leary screams. "That's fine, sir, but remember we're the only pub in Ireland selling a pint for one euro."

I was thinking that the other day. I would think he is very slowly introduced and then unfortunately Burn is dropped.

MrsWykiki says I have an obsession with Sinéad O'Connor. So I went to drs Guess what he told me Guess what he told me...

It's not cycling you know. Every sport is totally clean. Jesus said so

Arrived at one of those Swiss suicide clinics this morning. Bastards have only given me Cheerios for breakfast

We played West Ham who were gash to start with and we should have been 3 up and then got beat. Today we went for the throat and that was satisfying

Fair play to Forest