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A lad at work is at a festive this weekend and bought me this present

Fuck me. In this boozer in a stunning Etrick valley. Just having a couple of pints after a lovely meal. Bloke says he's about to close up and if we fancy a tipple to wait on. He brings out a Glenfarclas 15 year old. Oh my.

Wouldn't surprise me if they went for wilson

Cunts like Carragher etc lap the buck toothed fucker up though and fall for his Patter.

Out until early Sept apparently

If I was Kane I would fuck levy over. Tell him fine. I'll stay for a season and you'll get fuck all for me. Bald cunt.

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TBF He's still spending the Couthinio money

That's probably what's happened 🤣

Villa in for Chiesa

So dodge them. They'll all be old fucks who still use dot matrix printers and expect you to fax stuff through

Just be prepared to keep pressure on them. Conveyancing is usually back of the queue for solicitors

Wouldn't surprise me if Fraser was one of them.

Which is still a lot of existing players.

Lost some weight the lad

Bayern unwilling to spend any money on dribble bibs for him has scuppered the deal

Her not liking Trump has to give her a start of 5* alone!

The legal battle of that will go on for years.

Used to love his writing, but when I started to listen to the podcast all him and Payne do is try and rip the other one a new arse hole all the time. Caulkin going on how amazing he is and how cool he is with ex players. Nah, not for me.

He's a posh cunt bully wanker. Swearing to try and be cool. I bet he goes home and apologises and cries to him mummy and papa and will never do it again. PLEASE DONT WRITE ME OUT OF THE WILL POPS!

Aye its a good listen. Funny too. Plus they swear

Aye bit of an odd one. Now show the reel of her honours.

He's 6'4" so could be true!