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Right you sexy Excel fuckers. I have been trying to streamline my cycling league table thing for my club using VLOOKUP. I have it working sweet for one table. But I now want it to filter something. I maybe doing this wrong of course. Below a couple of screen shots. First one is a full table of male and female competitors. Ranked in order of total points. Second one, I want the same but only famale riders. However I am not sure how to sort this one?

Apparently they announced it would be a silence on Saturday but the PA was fucked so hardly anyone heard it correctly.

Got to be something like that hasn't it? He has shown glimpses recently, but was pump when he came on v Liverpool.

Wilson has been wank since he came back from the WC. Is it long covid? or did Southgate bore the fuck out of him that much he's been brain rinsed?

I like this. Isak is mint and the small space he can turn is superb. But on Sunday I think he could be better from the bench.

Re Maxi. Before he got injured he played a superb game v City. Then he has done v Liverpool. Just got to think v Man United back line he will be the same. Hopefully with 11 players he will have more options to pass to. He appears to struggle against teams that bully him and are aggressive against him. or put in a *cough* low block *straightens tie*

I think ASM after that game at the weekend should be in.

Shelvey I think too was let go in terms of a business point of view too. I doubt any are trouble causers, but if they're moaning and not happy it can soon get people down.

Hope is wrong IMO on this.

You can chuck the Quran into that mix too

Fuck it. Done!

Well, I feel more abuse is needed. Come on Eddie, lets fucking do it

Went out with the family yesterday for the Mother in law's birthday. Lovely day. BUT My wife's Aunt who is 79 wouldn't shut the fuck up about that lass who's gone missing. She was talking about the body being found. We were sat in a pub restaurant. I was sitting next to my 7 year old nephew and we were doing some colouring in and puzzles books. At one point he looked at me and asked why a body was in a river. I had to ask her if she could change the subject as he was picking up on it. We then went to ours after for coffee cake blah blah. First thing she asks for is if we could put the news on as it was nearly 6. When I said no, lets all have birthday cake and a good laugh she was proper pissed Fucking Tory!

He started similar last season before Ronaldo joined them and then he was pushed out. Kids got talent and is on fire at the moment. If I was him I would be shouting about how hes banging in goals whilst sorting out kids meals etc. So he is not only doing HIS day job he's doing CUNTS day jobs too.

How isn't that a pen for spurs btw

I think the strength in depth I.e lack of one, dictates we don't have a plan B 😂

When they announced the Atsu thing you could hear it was fucked and some of the players looked confused.

Teams go through sticky patches. We have lost one, just ONE in our sticky patch. If thats the only loss, then lets have it.

Very similar feelings. I know a few bin dippers and their messages of 'told you we would beat you' etc are just totally ignoring how they didn't really offer fuck all threat at all. I also had several messages from Dirty Leeds fans and my in laws to say how Newcastle arses have dropped out and we're in free fall blah blah. Concentrate on not get relegated eh lads? It's clear how much of a rock Bruno is. However the speed we started that team yesterday was great and we still carried a bigger threat going forward than Liverpool IMO. It was just some final decision making or poor efforts that was the difference. The way the LFC TV, sorry Sky Sports went on you would have thought they had just nailed Real 5-0. Fuck em anyways.

Old Newcastle we lose that 6 nil. It was two total brain farts from us and a mix of two superb passes / play by them cunts. I was wondering. Yesterday for a large group of the players it must / could have been difficult and draining because of the news about Atsu. This morning after the emotions have settled, whilst I am gutted at a loss,im still proud how we battled. We still looked like we could grab a goal and get back in it. Like I said. Only our second loss in the league all season and our first loss at SJP. How many of us would have thought we would be saying that in Feb this season?

Only our second loss of the season and against Liverpool. So let's be positive still.

It's true though. He looks like he's been apple bobbing in a chip pan.