Kevin Carr's Gloves

Then you have a strange notion of the Adjective worst.

You haven't watched Newcastle for very long if M'b'i'w'a is in your worst 11 of all time.

Simon Scarrow - The Blood Crows. It's alright I suppose.

Helen Keller could manage Celtic to the SPL title.

Yes but with an intact arse.

I am not a catholic so find Hail Marys distasteful.

It is pretty cool like.

Cha ching!!!

Could you try and be a bit more patronising there I am sure that would help the "young'ns" of today understand how much more incredibly knowledgeable you are about football compared to them.

What Gemmill said X2

I was watching Vikings S1E02 and Ragnar brings a monk home to his family and says to his kids "go on touch him" (para). And I immediately thought "hhmm kids touching a priest there's a novelty."

And you think the balance of the team is out due to race / nationality?

Dan Gosling, Paul Dummet, Mike Williamson, Steven Taylor, Shane.

Any paedophile to be released should be chemically castrated.

If he is going to be in prison for the rest of his life why go to the expense of chemically castrating him.

Has he been found guilty already?

According to this more people now watch Sunderland matches on TV than ours https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/pitchside-europe/popular-premier-league-clubs-subsidising-rest-172225360.html

Throwing out faulty equipment at work got me two cameras to put up outside the house as dummies.

Giving Pardew talented youngsters to craft into good footballers is like giving me the best Italian marble and expecting me to sculpt a work of art. All I can do is knock lumps out of it until you just have a pile of crap which no longer resembles what it was before. Then I'll take your money and tell you it was somebody else's fault.

Good post

He said he would hate to live next door to Romanians because they are all crooks.

Way to piss on my parade HMHM.

Only one game to be played at St James Park. Wonder why that is?

I'm recreating bugs on CCTV encoders and have out Finding Nemo on my ipad in front of the camera to stress test the frame rate.

Over 90 minutes he could be awesome. By that I mean 90 minutes collectively over a whole season.