Kevin Carr's Gloves

I didn't want him but now hope he is welcomed with open arms.

Give him a length of rope.

And take out the thick ones who thought they were being clever with a protest vote.

My sister lived there.

How far out is Fremantle?

I was in Perth WA a few years ago and everybody called Abotiginals Bungs and referred to cow bars on 4x4s as Bung bars.

Is that not because he bought it?

I have had shit food in Australia too. Which cafes you talking about? Supermarket ones?

We can get to a continent that matters within an hour from Newcastle. We aren't as racist towards our indigenous people. We are a lot less likely to develop skin cancer mind.

That's his football career fucked then.

No

Then you have a strange notion of the Adjective worst.

You haven't watched Newcastle for very long if M'b'i'w'a is in your worst 11 of all time.

Simon Scarrow - The Blood Crows. It's alright I suppose.

Helen Keller could manage Celtic to the SPL title.

Yes but with an intact arse.

I am not a catholic so find Hail Marys distasteful.

It is pretty cool like.

Cha ching!!!

Could you try and be a bit more patronising there I am sure that would help the "young'ns" of today understand how much more incredibly knowledgeable you are about football compared to them.

What Gemmill said X2

I was watching Vikings S1E02 and Ragnar brings a monk home to his family and says to his kids "go on touch him" (para). And I immediately thought "hhmm kids touching a priest there's a novelty."

And you think the balance of the team is out due to race / nationality?

Dan Gosling, Paul Dummet, Mike Williamson, Steven Taylor, Shane.