Kevin Carr's Gloves

Nuff said. Too many comedians here.

Viduka is a fat pig.

I bet it's half that 188519[/snapback] I reckon we wont even ask for that. I hate FFS.

Callum Best and Bianca Gascoigne. I missed the final like. Gutted tbh 188442[/snapback] Didn't he win last year. Is it the same people every f*cking year? Is Bianca Gascoine any relation to Paul. 188479[/snapback] Stepdaughter who hates her stepfather so much she's living off his name. 188495[/snapback] Like mother like daughter.

Callum Best and Bianca Gascoigne. I missed the final like. Gutted tbh 188442[/snapback] Didn't he win last year. Is it the same people every f*cking year? Is Bianca Gascoine any relation to Paul.

Well I was on my way to the f*cking Liverpool match wich got f*cking cancelled cos of the stupid slapper.

I personally would rate Phillip Lahm and Eric Abidal higher. 188416[/snapback] I assume the Lahm comment is based on the world cup? Otherwise, how much have you actually seen of him? Man, I need a tv which shows european football ALL THE TIME 188419[/snapback] A friend of the wifes lives in Nuremberg and works for Adidas seen him live a couple of times.

I personally would rate Phillip Lahm and Eric Abidal higher.

Why do people still go on about this. And why so many conspiracy theories. She died in a car crash end of. Sad f*ckers going to visit her house. One thing Noel Gallacher got right was saying they probably haven't even been to their own Granny's grave in years.

That could almost, in a strange way makes sense if say Chelski and arse can't agree a deal and he refuses/wenger refues to play him for arsenal. 187948[/snapback] It's what an Arsenal-supporting colleague of mine is saying. Reckons that Fred is putting pressure on Arsenal suggesting that it would put Chelsea's nose out of joint as they're convinced Arsenal will buckle... 188024[/snapback] Pretty certain the best leftback in the world would join us too. 188026[/snapback] Whose that cos it aint Ashley Cole. 188284[/snapback] Don't talk shite. 188368[/snapback] The world has gone mad. He is good yes but if he is best in the world then standards are dropping. Then again David Beckham was supposed to be one of the worlds best players and I never saw that either.

That could almost, in a strange way makes sense if say Chelski and arse can't agree a deal and he refuses/wenger refues to play him for arsenal. 187948[/snapback] It's what an Arsenal-supporting colleague of mine is saying. Reckons that Fred is putting pressure on Arsenal suggesting that it would put Chelsea's nose out of joint as they're convinced Arsenal will buckle... 188024[/snapback] Pretty certain the best leftback in the world would join us too. 188026[/snapback] Whose that cos it aint Ashley Cole.

Buy shares in the Purple Onion, the Dickens and Club M. Can't go wrong. 188003[/snapback] I don't venture out as far as Yarm and don't have enough money for the Onion, but i'll definetly see him in the Dickens. Bet his mates are well chuffed that he's back home, they'll be a riot! Wonder if he's moving back into his house near me or not. 188005[/snapback] Are they out of jail yet? 188010[/snapback] Refugee crisis in Boro. Millions of asian families are fleeing the expected devastation to the asian community in Middlesbrough now that Jonathon Woodgate is back home drinking with his mates. One asian community leader said "Thank f*ck Newcastle sold that sh*t Bowyer".

Turns out economically it's a net gain. LMT

Well there's this subject and Immigration etc. on Gen Chat. EDIT: Ditto'ed. 186563[/snapback] I DON'T like to see NUFC fans talking like plastic wanker Manu fans, and the simple fact is that there are too many of these skyboy types going around these days, especially those who hardly go to games and know nowt about the club, and even worse live in foreign countries and think they know all about the club to boot when they know nowt. What I say is fact. Pre-1992 we didn't laugh at the mackems, because sometimes they were above us. Anyway, baldy , get your rose tinted specs back on The season has started and our shite board have just bankrolled the manager with 15m quid - again. All we need now is to get rid of that lazy, cowardly Spanish twat, who was supposed to have replaced Bellamy, Robert, or somebody, and we might get someone in who will at least play for the shirt before Thursday with the money. 186584[/snapback] I think you might find w*nker that they have in fact been above us since 1992 also.

Rob W will have seen them play.

Where the f*ck are Shackleton, Moncur, Clough, Robson, Hurley et al. It's like someone putting Robert in our best XI FFS.

Last year I faxed our head scout about him. I know the family.

Heart op was key hole surgery 100% successful thanks for asking everyone. Now is the game on the radio. Bloody sweatys never have us on.

Bollocks. Had heart operation yesterday my minds a f*cking mess.

What time is kick off?

Just seen it. It is as bad as someone just assaulting someone in a taxi cue. Ran at him with no intent to get the ball and smashed his elbow into his face.

Dexter Blackstock. Genius find.

OMFG you poor lad !! You had to stay at OSNABRÜCK? In a week we'll travel to Osnadreck and watch our local team SV Meppen beating them !! I'm living in Meppen, very near to the three cities you named (you had to know it, it's the capital of the Emsland ) But great that someone visited the nerarer region here Why does someone visit Osnabrück? Ok, there are some nice churches but why the hell...? Don't know that bar, but we don't visit Osnabrück very often... Anyway... Osnabrück and Meppen are opponents like the Geordies and the Mackems ( you should know that ) Map: 184206[/snapback] It's called the army they send you to all the shitholes. Do you know the Dummersee?

to the old weve got (Insert name here) on the wings. Weve got Oba Oba Oba Obafeni Ma-artins Ma-rtins Weve got Oba Oba Oba Obafeni Ma-artins Ma-rtins Oba Obafemi Obafemi Ma-artins Oba Obafemi Obafemi Ma-artins

North West Germany, on the border to the Netherlands Almost in the Netherlands It isn't possible to buy here any Toon stuff !! I buyed my Newcastle-Trikot at a sports store - that was very expensive because they had to import it... I can't buy here books about Shearer ( "Captain Fantastic" e.g. ) or somethink else... or I have to pay double because of importation 184123[/snapback] Where in North West Germany? I spent 3 years in Germany in Detmold, Diepholz and Osnabruck.