Kevin Carr's Gloves

1 more controlled imigration 2 withdraw all funding for and tax relief related to faith schools 3 re visit human rights in relation to religion and those convicted of criminal acts 4 sterilisation for repeat offenders unemployable/ mentally unstable. 5 super duper duper tax for footballers.

How do you tell them apart without a precise and explicit code of conduct applied accross the board? The right to remain silent must be about as old and set in stone as the theory of innocent until proven guilty. Would you prefer to erode the human rights of everyone to to ensure someone...anyone was convicted of every crime? The right to silence is relatively new actually. It was brought in to stop people accused of one thing from being asked to tell the police everything they had done wrong. It isn't about civil rights. If you have been asked about something you have done you should have to tell the police / authorities. Same as I don't believe in a criminals right to private conference with his lawyer either.

Now that Deadly Doug isn't a chairman. WHo is the fat one better than now? And give evidence for your answer.

Aye. So what's it like. feel free to write you're own review.

These Human rights people should stop protecting the rights of criminals and maybe take up the rights of normal law abiding citizens to live a life without the fear of crime.

I like him aswell. Great T.V. personality and a great article. Ive always liked him. He's his own man that speaks his mind, nowt wrong with that. Speed merchant who doesn't mind people die in road accidents as long as he gets to drive fast.

Anyone seen Talledega nights yet I cant be bothered to read 93 pages to see if someone has.

About to go to my first ever Lecture at Uni. I am 37 and dead nervous / excited. How pathetic.

I agree whole heartedly.

Toplass you seem to be detiriorating (sp) first Ann Summers and now cheesy boobs. I am waiting for the day you get absolutely bladdered and invite us all to your webcam site.

I like the South Park episode where Stan kills the lion to save the woodland creatures then it turns out they are satans creatures "Black Orgy"!. Pure genius.

love playing golf when; the weather is fine the course is flat the people playing with are my standard, shite the people playing with do not take it serious there is a drink at the end Real world golf PS2 its amazing.

Do you know Nod?

My old school photo.

That'll be the same state of California thats governor drives round in a fucking great big Hummer will it? Flys by helicopter to work as well. Also, David Cameron actually causes more pollution by riding his bike to work than taking the car - as he has a helicopter escort for security. No he doesn't. As he is not even a memebr of the cabinet he doesn't get any protection.

A Hutton Report-esque type fuck up?? Yes they can all cite past behaviour as evidence.

I allways pronounced it as Howay 2 syllables to ryhme with Chow and Day.

It seems a they're all having a go at Panorama for dodgy editing. BBC could be in big bother on this one.

In that case him and Bobbyshinton can keep each other company.

You're going straight to hell for that one.

That would be called a good snakehips night in.

I thought you meant in his giggle spot.

This Sunday in the Old Fruit Market in Glasgow. This one is down to Celeb judges not audience vote so I wont win. hmmm I better get posting summit funny then, iirc you nicked one of mine the last time you were in one of these Yep and lost.

I like May and Hammond hope the little guy comes through. Clarkson is a back stabbing shit who got BBC to cancel top gear and get rid of the other presenters and then bring it back with him as the star controlling things. God forbid he crosses the road while Tiff Needel is driving on it.

I alwys thought he looked like a prick TBH.