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Still the only stadium Ive ever had a shit in while looking straight at the 18 yard box.

well sit down, have a cup of tea and relax, you deserve it, you work too hard you do.

Sound familiar? only this time we're saying it in advance.... Just like Hamman wanted to go to Liverpool and Woodgate wanted to go to Madrid. But fucking hell, it's Mike Ashley, how dare he not be able to compete with the ambition of the richest owners in club football! Get a fucking grip you silly cunt. ooooooh tetchy little fucker today arent we?

Sound familiar? only this time we're saying it in advance....

Shares in Tanfastic on Shields Road have soared following this thread.

"Idiot presumably isn't going to pursue this" The last time I called you a tedious cunt you were voted out, so heres hoping. fuck off you tedious cunt.

They must be fuckin joking though surely? http://www.sho.com/site/shameless/home.do

I like that bloke who works the cruise liners, scouse bloke, bit of a tough guy.

fucking daft twat

And he hid it so well in the article too.... the sneaky bastard

that was going to be mine. The image itself being a graphic example of the horror of famine. more iconic however for the story of its photographer and his untimely death, still it gave us a great song

I like Gus O'Donnell he's quite down to earth

You havent been there all that long though have you? 3 years or so? or am I totally out there?

This and Asprillia's take are how I think. And to answer the original question about when he will sell, I think never is closer to the mark that the other options. Ashley sees the club as one big billboard/tvc for shite direct. I agree with that, a billboard and a revenue stream. T'internet is the next great income provider for football, with the advantage for the big clubs being the more fans willing to pay, the bigger the rewards. There will be no collective agreement sharing revenue around the premiership or through the leagues when this finally takes off. I know for sure I will be signing up for the NUFC internet tv channel, and without wanting to get too Stevie about it, apart from ManU and Liverpool who in this country would have more subscribers than us. More of us actually are more committed and loyal than the rest, all clubs have their die hards, but I actually do believe that for whatever reason supporting Newcastle stays with you, and is transmitted through the generations to a greater extent than other clubs. I have been exiled for 30 years, I recently went to a wedding where the extended family descended from round the globe, and without exception everybody was bloody obsessed with Newcastle. Kids whose great grandparents had left generations ago where as keen as those(very few to be honest) who still lived there. Henry Winter loves to say "Newcastle on a a thursday looks like any other city on a matchday" I think whats what Ashley is banking on I just cant see this big income that you think is out there coming. First of all, I think it would be pretty hard for the premier league to survive if they all went their own way. Secondly, I dont think that many would sign up for it. If its £60 per year now, what would it cost with live games???£150?? Wouldnt most just watch a stream or go the pub as we do now. If anything I think TV revenue will start to fall when the next deal is done in 2013 Are you talking about NUTV at £60 per year, if so I have no interest in subscribing to that whatsoever. I am talking about when your internet subscription gets you live coverage of every game, That I would buy without hesitation, I would buy that before my SkySports subscribtion without a doubt. The main reason I get Skysports is football, if I could see every Newcastle match without Skysports that is what I would get. I don't think I am alone. This will be the next revolution in football funding, and I beleive Newcastle will be one of the biggest benificiaries. I have long thought this is what has driven Ashley Agreed but I dont think Ashley had any concept of this before buying the land for a super casino football club. Live streaming of every game via a dedicated NUFC channel would easily sell for the £150 CT is quoting. Whats more tempting? buy SKY at £39 a month (£468 pa) in order to get a handful of live NUFC games plus the rest on delayed viewing or £150pa to get them all streamed legally to your computer.Tie that in with an official matchday forum, competitions etc and you're laughing all the way to the bank.

obviously no understanding of Monte Carlo Simulation - get back to your BA course in designing packets of crisps Is that something to do with losing bets to do with Formula 1? If so, I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject. Tell me though, my assessment of what you posted was that the stats claim we have a 4% chance of coming 4th and a 1% chance of coming 17th. I took that to mean we have a 4x greater chance of coming 4th than we have of coming 17th. If that's not the case, explain why not. just get to the point Alex and tell him he's posted a load of meaningless, sad, statistical shite. Thought I'd leave to you, you're better at it hes definitely more diplomatic

Minute's silence for that. toughguy will be seething tbh

Just a rumour tbh, as Gemmill says Id be amazed if they did make such a big deal about some old albums

http://www.apple.com tomorrow being 3pm today. ooooh I was getting all excited, whats the rumour? Beatles albums thats what. well whoopdeedoo

I. People are waiting for you to go to bed.

If you're in Gosforth on your travels then theres a good Italian Deli at the top of the High Street or in High Heaton, round the corner from the Freeman theres a fantastic place called Dean and Daniellas. amazing how the inclusion of a comma changes a statement so much

tbf Id wank your cock off if it guaranteed us 9th

From the small amounts we've seen of Xisco hes never looked a world beater but hes definitely not looked like he should be behind Ranger, Lovelyhands and a 13 year old we signed from Benfield Road Middle as he currently appears to be.

Anyone after a radio stream, Absolute radio have it > http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/extra/