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Actually maybe they were clever burglars

Krul probably took a swing at him.....and missed

Contrary Mary man

Is it just me that gets the feeling theres now some tension in the dressing room?

Not sure of the exact dimensions but theres been about a yard (basically you can still see the stripe where its been mown previously) sliced off the East Stand, not sure about the West. I never do understand how its ok to have different pitch dimensions, does it happen in any other sport? rugby? basketball? etc

Its all quiet now, no signs of life at the house and there hasnt been since Saturday. Not one car outside, all the blinds shut, no lights etc.

I bet that backfired on Sky Sports though, if Id watched that I wouldnt be rushing out to set up a direct debit.

Stoke manager Tony Pulis says some of Newcastle's attempts to influence the referee were "bang out of order" Seemingly he had a 90 minute rant in the press conference about Barton going down as well as making a big thing of it on BBC. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ity/9034864.stm Sad, bald paedo faced fucker.

Obviously fighting some demons in his life. RIP

Stoke a team who rely on ariel bombardment and have a one trick pony in Delap yet as a football club what do we do? We leave a gap of three advertising boards 10 yards from the corner flag, he must have been laughing his tits off when he saw that. When we play Stoke we should be redesigning the ground to make it more difficult for him. Those boards should never have been missing and all boards should have been moved forward as far as was legally allowed. Especially as we've narrowed our pitch this season.

Ahhh MacIntyre, nows thats a face Id never tire of punching.

Its unusual to have an accident in more than 1 car though

Why dont you just stay in a hotel within walking distance of the office? rather than travel on the Northern Line?

Canny recovery from Harper. Pah its only Stoke, they'll not bother him

Im not saying Id make a better President than Obama but I probably know more about what it would take to run America than a man who admitted hes never watched the West wing.

tbf they confiscate them for lack of tax, insurance or MOT these days. Admittedly they tend to do that on the highway, not off the driveway. Thats the DVLA that do that, plus the DVLA dont tend to have a team of coppers in blue jumpsuits, going through the house, every room has lights blazing, theres been coppers there since at least 2pm. Two cars have been taken away on the back of lorries and like I said earlier coppers were walking round the estate checking everywhere that cars could be parked to see if the fobs they had worked. if Northumbria Police are reading this, it appears you still need to find a white BMW X6 Lumma silver 911 Black Cayenne (older shape) with black "footballer" alloys Mercedes 6.3 in grey

Theyre now walking round the estate with car keys looking for his other cars.

Theyve just taken his Lambo away on the back of a truck

Somethings going on at his place, couple of copper cars been there for the last few hours and theres both CID and normal rozzers wandering in and out with blue gloves on.

The odds on gettting to the final and not meeting at least one of Man U, Chelsea and Arsenal along the way are remote. If nothing else you'll get one in the final. As much as I hark for a Wembley trip I want to minimise the chances of getting stuffed there. Id rather therefore get knocked out now by Arsenal than at Wembley. If we do that then I want Man U at home in the next round. Then I'll really believe its ours. Considering the manner in which we beat Chelsea at their place then this has to be seen as winnable. We the fans need to be in top form though, out singing their fans and harrassing their players at every touch.

That would be class.........

Finally someones come out of the woodwork I can pop my head up now. I quite enjoy his show on Absolute radio on a Sunday morning

If youve got Luque as -1 then surely we need Xisco also -1

This is where everything starts to get messed up though, the same criticisms can be levelled at Ashley/Llambias. The Lee Bowyer summer - not sure how any of that could be levelled at the chairman, just as if we had the same now, I wouldnt be blaming Ashley. Nicky Butt instead of Carrick - again, how does that reflect on the chairman? the manager buys the players. Under the same logic, you could argue Alan Smith instead of a footballer. Appointing of Souness/undermining of Robson - I'll give you that one as its one of the most bizarre combinations of decisions Ive ever witnessed, yes we needed discipline but not by installing the Premierships shittest manager. Im fairly sure though that LM would concede that one. However I see your Souness and raise you a Joe Kinnear. Roeder has earned the job bollocks - Again, Id agree a shite decision but it only differs from Hughton with the benefit of hindsight. Almost identical statements were made by both Shepherd and Llambias about "top managers knocking on their doors wanting the job". Difference between Roeder and Houghton though was that Roeder had already managed other clubs, Hughton had only done it with us the previous season and tbf hadnt done well. As Ive said before, I disliked Shepherd immensely, I thought he'd taken the club as far as he could and it was going dowhill like a car with the handbrake half on. Trouble is that handbrake was then released by Ashley. I agree there was a need to sort the finances out, my disagreement all along is that I dont see what Ashley has done so far as having anything other than a negative impact on the debt. Yes hes reduced costs, especially players wages but at the same time hes reduced imcome even more so theres no gain. Yes our loans are now interest free but at the same time theyre way higher than they were. For the debt to be repaid and Ashley get his money back then any potential purchaser would now need well in excess of £300m. It will be a long time before this club is worth that kind of money to an investor. The test of Ashley will come in 24 games time. If we buy Ben Arfa then I'll think hes realised.

Varies. Last time I was down for two and a half weeks that was mid-late May early June time, before that I was only down twice that year. I've got to go down twice the rest of this year next week, and mid december. It's usually when there's a free piss up, I've won and award or there's an issue. Usually 6 to 8 times a year so am down there anything up to two months, and I always hate every minute apart from Christmas party. Im getting the words "Jewish colleague"