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The company that made the fucking cringeworthy Cordon World Cup show was called Fulwell 73.... nuff said really.

Those Miami Vice jackets with the rolled up sleeves, I had a light blue one always worn with a pair of white deck shoes and one of those previously mentioned striped shirts. Lacoste cardigans (dont think anyones mentioned them yet) Paisley scarves Blue meanies (Snakebite with Blue Bols), I remember me and 5 mates going to a caravan in Berwick for a weekend, shopping consisted of a loaf of bread, 6 tins of beans and sausages, 6 litres cider, 6 litres lager and 2 bottles of blue bols. The pressure cooker came in handy for mixing it.

BAsed ont he fact its the same writer and cast plus the fact its not given any major storylines away yet, how can you come to that conclusion?

The two dont go together though, you're either a Newcastle manager or a big manager, you cant be both under this regime. Now that Hughton has proven himself to be a good manager then he'll be poached by someone else or come December Llamarse will fuck it up in the contract dealings (if he even bothers to offer him a contract at all).

So is there a pair of tickets for fans of every club then?

Are we totally devoid of them these days? I notice the MOTM was awarded by the coaching staff and directors instead of "whatever that Insurance company is" thats sponsored it for years. Looking round the ground I would estimate that nearly half of all the hoardings now display "Spunk Direct" including every one of the back boards in North and South East corners. I alos noticed that there were no Chronicle adverts which Im sure have been there since the year zero.

I think for me its the worry that hes had an easy ride so far ie we walked a league that was dismal however after today Im starting to think differently. No matter what though, I think the blokes earned the respect from us fans. This club could have gone into freefall (as many of us expected) but his level headedness was what kept us on the straight and narrow. Im still not convinced hes got what it takes to move us forward and trouble is if he does well then he'll be poached by a club with some form of ambition, until then Im happy with him in charge.

it wasnt

it wasnt

Exactly, Hes done a great job and long may it continue. We're still bouncing from last season though, lets just see what the next few months bring. Thoroughly nice chap though.

They werent loud because I can normally hear the away crowd no problem in the North East Corner but I couldnt hear a thing.

Were they singing? I honestly never heard a peep out of them all game, was sweet though walking out at the end and seeing the smiles well and truly wiped off their smug little Brummie fucking faces. Dismal team, dismal city, shite fans. Job done, revenge gained and in fine style but we have to remember they were absolute shite mind, Im struggling to remember but did they actually manage a shot on target?

For that you're getting Danquah I doubt it mate, he's left. Eggsfookinsactly

Cos in 12 months when he's seen how shit we are he will pull the same trick again and force a move to a different country, leaving us £5mil out of pocket. What you advocating then? Not signing any players? Tbh he looks like our best option by a mile and he wants to come here. And if he's decent and he does decide he wants a move, how would that leave us £5m out of pocket? Where did I say that? I'm saying MA is bang on going for the loan with an option to buy. There's a reason he was wanted by everyone 18months ago for £20mil. And now there's only us interested for 25% of that. He's a well known worky ticket and looks like he only turns it on when he fancies it? Sound familiar? No chairman in his right mind would sanction an 'automatic' buyout clause. He might turn out to be dogshit. I didn't say you did say that. I asked what you were advocating as it's obvious we aren't going to get better. I don't mind loan with an option to buy at all and appreciate he's a bit of a risk but you aren't going to get class players who do it week-in, week-out for the money we're offering, are you? Is he really a workie-ticket though? Because it appears his behaviour is down to his club reneging on the agreement they had in principle with us. I wasn't aware he was wanted by everyone for £20m 18 months ago either. Who was after him like? He only went to OM for less than half that 2 years ago. Yes This kid and Carroll on the same training pitch?

For that you're getting Danquah

Shola

You got Xisco Leon Best

I just hate the fact that every fucker who turns up actually believes that they are the most amazing singer ever. The look of horror when some scrote from Walker is told by Cheryl Cole that they're shite is always good for a laugh. I swear some of them have already organised loans from Ocean finance on the back of their future recording contracts.

Im stalking him nah, he lives round the corner from me.

Ignore them all Kevin, they're just jealous. Its simple to get extra shifts, simply find the boss whos on and ask them, just as theyre about to give you an answer move in close and give them a wink, then say "its just Ive got a good thing going on here and Id hate for some no-mark to get in my way". Then ruffle his hair, pinch one cheek and say "theres a good lad". If its a woman replace the last bit with "ok sugartits".

and that concludes my thesis on "why women shouldnt be allowed on the internet".

oh and Alex I would have said so if it wasnt for the username.

He did have a 6.3 Merc, plus a Land Rover plus some weird souped up BMW X6 and yesterday he took delivery of a shiny spanking new Lambo convertible which sounds like a couple of Harriers taking off. Must be nice... Although his neighbours cant be too chuffed as theyre parked all over the street.

Too busy pissing round in his new motor

I'd say it was our greatest strength I wrote an article on the existence of time (for fun of course) and my belief is that time only exists because we, as humans, need it to to explain changes in sound, vision senses etc... Letting go of the need to explain things such as time can give you a whole new outlook on life! I'm thinking out loud a bit here, but why is it that time is the same all over the world? I know we have time zones and daylight savings, but how is it that we managed to agree on a global scale that a second should be a certain length, that we should have 60 of those in a minute, 60 of those in an hour and 24 of those in a day but we couldn't agree on things like a universal language or currency? I reckon the basic premise comes from measuring a day (how much sun time we have) to help with harvests and the like so we could all have the same basic outline for time - although wouldn't the length of day change depending on a country's proximity to the equator? - but that we all filled in that outline with the same details is what baffles me. Probably the same as with all scientific discoveries. Someone managed to work out a 'clock' and it was globally accepted. The length of the day is irrelevant as it could have been based on a year (revolution of the sun) then divided into smaller units, then divided again and again. The length of the days being 24 hours was probably based on the fact that most intelligent people at the time lived in more central parts of the world...although I'm sure the days would be the same everywhere (365/366 p/annum) apart from the 30 days of night in certain parts of the globe buggering it up. The fact that we need a leap year shows it is still all bollocks anyway. Hold on though, is this not a chicken and egg scenario? How could you measure how long it took for the earth to rotate around the sun if you have no unit of measurement? Also how did they know? Was there a landmark on the sun that they said "once that gets directly in line with this tree then thats a full revolution"? What happens if its a cloudy day when it reaches that point?