peasepud

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie

aye whatever you do dont take a photo of the screen, we may get a reflection of you sitting starkers!

says the kid who thinks "yous" is a real word and cant establish the correct use of full stops and comma's.

If its pictures of his knob please make sure he is certain this time 118655[/snapback] The pair of them are still at it tbh: 118667[/snapback] so lets get this straight..... we have a Gerld thread that has run to 50odd pages, many many of them taking the piss at how Smoothy sent a pic of his cock to a bloke and now hes sniffing round somebody who joined the board under the name of Sophie... I can feel another gold thread on its way

Well this is what happens when you send a pig on stilts to do a man's job tbh. 118728[/snapback] after the 'real' men bottled out in case his lass saw tbh tbs

pah women, nae originality when it comes to ruining some blokes life, always the same answer..... Marry them

You're presuming that.. a ) He has a computer, b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to, c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one. 118327[/snapback] been up all day and night again pet? you're not on the ball at all. What I mean is we replicate his ad on the net but tell people its all done in text, describe him and offer the same services, £100 for a full day or night. Tell people on the ad that to preserve everyones safety I will act like a girl (just say because thats not as frowned upon by police). Then say that although in text I will tell you to meet me somewhere else after the drop this is just to put off anyone overhearing/ seeing etc what I really mean is to follow me out of the drop site and speak to me. He would never need to know its on the net.

pahhh legal shmegal

how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him

how about we plan another meet, somebody new texts him and we agree a spot but one away from where he lives, in the centre of Durham again. Then when he turns up have literally dozens of people stood around all talking to themselves and holding a hand to one ear. Hopefully he'll shit it and go for the bus (after seeing him Im fairly certain he couldnt have a driving licence) where we get another load of us on the same bus. As we know where he lives we can then dot more of the same around the bus stop and the short route to his house. Or do the first bit but then have about 20 people all following him about ten yards behind and then trying to look nonchalent whenever he turns round!

it did, I was sitting in me car outside some video shop in a godforsaken part of the world while it bleached doon outside thinking "Im going to get stuck and he'll suss me and they'll find me dead with a copy of Harry Potter rammed up me arse"

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Following on from our very own Bizarre thread, heres a place to post links to other classic threads on other boards you have seen. Only rule in here is they must be funny, if its a classic debate on the "polarisation of western society in modern culture and how it mirrors the development of the string tie tea bag" then I personally couldnt give a monkeys and Im sure others wont either. So post the link and a brief overview here. I'll start, two of the best Ive ever seen have come from the SMB board. 1. Works Party dilemma Basically some bloke finds after the christmas party that he now has the young secretarys number programmed in his phone and that he "may" have been a bad lad. I did believe there was another bigger and even funnier thread but Im buggered if I can find it over there, Im probably looking straight past it so if anyone knows where it is then let me know. The story on that one was that one of the regulars on there had thousands of air miles and offered them in a competition to allow the winner to follow the makems to America for a pre season tournament, the only stipulation being that said winner must perform certain tasks, he didnt, went AWOL and had half of the yanks out looking for him/ lots of chebs etc etc etc

boohooo the nasty man made me look silly by believing his story from a pretendy reporter written in pretendy german in a pretendy newspaper. Now I think I shall probably never trust anyone ever, ever again and to think I trusted you maaaan you were like a brother to me and you betrayed me....how could you do it maaaaan???? how?????? In fact to protest I shall lose any sense of comedy or fun, that'll teach them hahaha yes, I shall do that and then I'll jack me job in to concentrate on the campaign. Oh and then I'll interview myself and tell people its from an independant observer and I'll say things like "why would a real fan do that?" and insert things such as (laughs), yes haha that'll get everyone back on my side (laughs) *Do we have a sheepshagging avatar for this inbred?

note the wording my friend, 1000th reply

wooohooo - nowt important to say just felt I deserved the 1000th reply

2nd best I think. The best thread ever resulted in this bloke sharing a picture of his cock with the world... Let us not forget the important factor in this though........ Smoothy sent this man a pic of his cock.. and then possibly/ probably had text sex with him/her while on a train.

who invited chuckles?

he sent me a text saying "go back and get it"

Right, Im going out but when I get back we need a decision of which way to take this, do we? 1. Leave it at that, we've had a laugh, thats all. 2. Find out who the girl is, let her know what hes doing and see what develops. 3. Go with the original "we're the police" angle and get him to confess all. 4. Post his phone number and get as many people at once to text him saying they've seen his flyer and take it from there. The choice as they say, is yours.

Heres the full latest edition........ Earlier on this afternoon she (well frankly lets call her he from now on) texted me and asked if I was still wanting to meet as she was fairly happy I wasnt a copper so naturalement I said "yes" so he told me to go to Blockbusters in Framwellgate Moor and let him know when I pulled up what colour car and what I was wearing so he could watch me go in. So I get there and think "right the twat'll recognise me straight away so I sat there for a bit and a mondeo pulls up with one bloke in it. I text back "Im here, red mondeo, jeans n blue jumper" as this poor sod gets out of his car and slowly wanders in. Ten minutes later and he comes out and drives away so I text, Ive gone, its in Harry Potter see u soon" and sit back to watch. A further ten minutes go past and Im thinking hes sussed me when sure enough a daft looking bald kid comes wandering straight past me motor and in. To cut a long story short I spent 10 minutes trying to get a picture without joy, I even got the bottle to go in and buy a Mars bar but he just looked straight through me, still no good opportunity to get a pic. Next thing I know, hes out the shop and sauntering over the road where I see him go into a house (useful!). 2 mins later I get a "where did u put it" text, reply "In Harry Potter, bottom shelf, 4th one along at the back", we then have an exchange where he keeps asking exactly where so while texting him I go to the shop and check out where the Potter films are (straight in front of the door, in case you're wondering) and text him the location. I then tell him hes pissing me off and Im going back to get me money if she doesnt show. "Give me 20 minutes" was the reply. Next thing I see, hes heading back now this pics not half as good as I thought when I was taking it (in fact its shit) So I jup out and leg it over to grab a pic and run away quick and this ones a corker, hes frantically scrabbling though all the Harry Potter DVDs Then after 5 minutes or so he goes home and as Gemmill said, I decided to drive by and grab a pic so he could see me and he just stared with a blank look straight at me , by this time Im pissin meself so much I cant hold the camera straight and get nowt but I do watch him go in the front door! of this house here ...... So whats next?

put an envelope in saying "the moneys in the flower pot outside" actually if any of our makem boys are around can you nip to the library and see if its still there? Sophies story, far corner bottom shelf.

I hope you've cleaned up your texts before your lass sees em!

already done and you sir are very perceptive.