peasepud

You need a CD to tell you where you are?

*counts on fingers 1,2,3,4,5....oooh anyways Magelaide.... How yooooooooo doin?

Dont they realise the amount of time and effort that has gone into this thread? Still, ideas for the new name include : Shipmans caff, Pol-Pot's hot pot Dahmers fridge Chikatilo's

1. Im currently lying in bed with the laptop and a coffee. 2. I cant be arsed to go to work but I have to 3. I didnt know we had a Watford fan here 4. I did ironing last night, not just a shirt but a whole pile of the stuff. 5. Emmmmm, Im naked at the moment.

I misread the title Thought it was an ad for a tanning salon, Orange U Tan

All the possible ways it could have been answered as far as I could see were tried, 1 (there was a picture of an alien in background), 2 (Jimmy + Timmy) 3 (number of times "aliens" appeared in the sentence), 4 (number of times "alien" appeared), 27 ( Jimmy + Timmy + 25 other aliens), 177 (Jimmy + Timmy + 150 aliens friends + 25 other aliens), 150 (Jimmy + Timmy + 150 alien friends) etc etc etc. WHat other combos could there have been? Oh and in answer to the "what was I doing watching it?" I was flicking through and suddenly there was a nice looking lady on a sofa, so I paused for a second and was ensnared in their web of deceit!

Its 2.45 and I got up from sleep, now I cant go back to bed cos this quiz shite on telly is doing me heed in. The question is: Time for Jimmy and Timmy the aliens, their 150 alien pals and 25 more aliens to fly home from Earth. But the Aliens' spaceship has been towed. Oh dear! This always happens! Count all the aliens! The answers given have ranged from 0 to 1587, numerous attempts at 177which makes sense but theres been dozens upon dozens of sad sacs having a go all at a quid a pop (and that doesnt include the many many attempts where they werent successful.) These programs have done in more old grannies than Harold bloody Shipman. Im off to bed but someone watch it and let me know the right answer please

Surely you'd just given extra shifts to cover their disappearances ? You've not thought this one through properly, have you ? 183894[/snapback] Aha!! BUT! I'd then flee the country and go to the Maldives where I would set up my first-aid hut on the beach treating sunburn and insect bites for no more than food and accomodation as wages. They'd never find me to make me come back and work the extra shifts! Unless they're reading this, of course... 183898[/snapback] Best play safe then,bump off everyone whos read this thread. What thread? I aint seen nowt guv'nor

In keeping with the current trend of threads heres one me n the mates discussed at length in the pub a while ago, its just for the blokes though (Im guessing): How much money would it take for you to drink a tablespoon of man milk. Like I say we debated this for a whole night in the pub and after many drinks had agreed the rules of it: 1. It is not hand pulled (at least not by you). 2. You dont see the 'donor'. 3. He doesnt know whos having it. 4. They have had all the tests and are clean. 5. They have drank loads of Pineapple juice and dont smoke (look it up, theres a reason ) So then how much? one lad said it would have to be a totally life changing amount in the levels of millions another worryingly said a tenner. (followed by I'll do it now if you want! )

what have I missed in that then? just seen Lana (lookin horny as ever) being copped sneakin out of Clarks in the morning.

so nowt much then

I've not seen it for 2 or 3 years and just put it on there, anyone care to tell me what the hell I've missed?

Because he'd had an argument outside the shops. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5278320.stm What kind of fookin country is this?

I dunno about the worst "Me, myself and HTT" doesnt exactly inspire like (laughs)

look, make your mind up either Im building gemmillsarse.com or not

Has anyone any experience of setting one up? I've got a contract to build one involving a members only area and was going to build it using php however I've done some searching and theres loads of ready made scripts out there but Im not sure which one to use. Anyone have any recommendations or would it be better to build my own? They're looking to take as many different payment methods as possible such as noChex, Paypal, cash/ cheques through the post etc so it needs to be flexible.

IM not going through this whole loop hole malarky again No guarantees, no nothings. What you do doesnt have to be illegal, offensive or exciting. Heres my list of things and their prices: Fraud against a faceless company: £2 million Topping an unknown person: £50million Topping a Toontastic member: £2.32 Appear in gay porn (giving not receiving): half a million (shut your eyes and dont have a reach around and you could convince yourself!).

Following on from the Hypothetical Question and Is it only Tuesday? threads. What would you do to get away from your life of drudgery and toil? WOuld you do something ridiculous for a million quid? would you commit a crime for a serious amount of cash and if so, which one?

hmmm using an example from a prison film probably aint the best idea.

What worries me is that as an accountant you're only way of getting out of drudgery is those 6 numbers. Use your imagination lad, you have access to company accounts, shift some here, move some there, transfer some, exchage it back and forth between Dollars and Francs each time taking the pennies for yourself. Come on maaan, get a grip stop wishing your life away and do something about it, fraud thats the way forward. Oh and count yourself lucky the rest of us have 6/7ths drudgery, we've got to stand and talk to you on a piss up on the 6th day.

That explains it, no wonder makems always look miserable tbh

Is that a line from the song? or you just braggin?

so to summarise then for 5million you could have it written in Basque, very small letters, in skin coloured ink and have a big fringe. A foolproof plan unless after years of living happily with it, you forget its there and have a haircut, go on holiday to Spain and while there get a damn good tan. hmmmm not worth the risk methinks

have a good un mate... *whispers* has he gone? fookin pain in the arse he is, good riddance.

hmmm Im now thinking its not the sites or server but my PC, I've seen the same thing suddenly happening on a number of other sites (totally random ones, not my own). And when I view them on the laptop then theyre ok.