peasepud

Didnt you have them on at the last piss up?

Glad to see you're not wasting it then.... oh hold on Carling??????

damn! was about to reply n all

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Crimson Fault tbh

never noticed that. Its quality this month (or was it last?) the one where the Bacons go for a picnic. Theres a class article about some bloke winning the equivalent of the Booker Prize but for dreams with his "Abducted by the Inspiral Carpets" where the judges said it showed flair and vision, something that was missing from last years winner "Me boning Jordan and Girls Aloud"

Geordie Star Wars (again!) Aaaaaarrse!!!!!

He has no problems on here or any other forums or sites, even the invision ones. Lets face it we can't afford to lose any more members, there's only me and Leazes there anyway 166118[/snapback] So it Leazes then? emmm Im not too sure, just gonna run through all the possibilities, if its the one site then Id check all his settings in the control panel of the forum, cant see how its his machine if other forums and sites are working fine. If he can then get him to log on from another PC and see if they work then. If they dont then its a personal setting in the forum. In his Control Panel goto Board Settings then make sure that the View Signatures, Images and Avatars are set to Yes. Thats the only thing I can think could be causing it. Maybe it would be easier for you both to use MSN?

More bollocks from you?? Find the last time I quoted that please! 166015[/snapback] near enough ..... Perpetaul Craig

is it only on Howayth.. HowaythT...Howa...nah I cant say it! Is it just on the one forum or do they have problems on all sites?

I smelt that the other week, just assumed it was your aftershave tbh I've checked the details and unfortunately, I am unable to follow through with this (although Im sure half way down I probably would ) as Ive calculated half way across my feet will be trailing in the water.

so good they named him twice?

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/displayimage.php?pos=-13019

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0R-2Kr8h7Q...rch=rockyisback The McDonalds bit is

http://videobomb.blogter.hu/video/Darth_Va...japan_rendorseg

http://www.stewielive.com/

A man with a black eye boards a plane and notices the man next to him has a shiner too. 1st man says "how did you get that?" 2nd man says "instead of asking the big breasted girl at the counter for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to tittsburgh" 1st man says "I got mine like that too, I meant to ask my wife to pass the milk but instead I said you've ruined my fucking life you evil bitch"

Nah, I forgot to mention that if I disable the video chip then it works however its so slow refreshing the screen that its unusable. I think my chip is overheating which isnt too dodgy a thing to sort out (allegedly).

DFNDRA is known malware however its not as straight forward as deleting it to remove, you'll need a spyware remover that kills it ideally. ALCXMNTR is a Realtek AC97 Audio spyware, its not dodgy stuff but its used to send certain data back to Realtek. AGRSMMSG - is for your modem, its not dodgy. KBD\KBD.EXE - have you got a Logitech multimedia keyboard? the sort with programmable keys? if so, then thats what this is for. NMNW is nasty, full whack malware and should be removed, again you cant just delete it, thats just a copy theres an installer sitting somewhere that is creating copies everytime you delete the existing one. I recommend downloading a copy of PREVX and running that which should clear up the malware you have. I've found one of the best ways to reduce your chances of infection is a very simple one, create a new user account on XP with basic priviledges, just standard surfing stuff, cant amend registry etc that way dodgy stuff cant install itself on your machine. When you do want to install software then Log in under the admin account and use that. Never surf under your admin account.

The Indie Aggregator (whatever the hell that means however its got good music)

not that glorified tbh

Who lives in a house like this?

ahhhh the sign of a Blyth house, 2 types of wallpaper, a border, antique writing desk (circa 1976) and NEOGEO console in the corner of the dining room

doesnt seem to understand the effect 14 pints of apple smoothie, a ton of grapes & raspberries, 4 pints of strawberry milkshakes and a dozen Omega 3 mini yoghurt drinks has on a persons rectum. FACTOCACKYYACKULISLY