peasepud

I've got a main PC and two laptops connected to a wireless network, the main PC is wired (Ethernet) As well as many other dodgy things happening, Im now getting a freeze when I try to open/ refresh some pages. When it happens this box appears. If I press Cancel then the page loads (often followed by the box appearing again). I know its not the Internet connection because I never get the problem on the laptops. Any thoughts?

*peeks from behind hands

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~886583,00.html Juve friendly next season too. 183089[/snapback] I bet thats cancelled after hes played half a dozen games

thank fook someone photoshopped a bikini on number 1 tbh

a few new domain names shall be purchased.

Big Country?

I know the feeling it always seems like 3 days have passed when Im stood talking to you at a pissup.

photoshopped tbh

wheres the "couldnt give a fuck, both are far too strenuous for me" option?

Also if the IE file is corrupted you can still access the Internet via Windows Explorer (My Computer), just type the URL into the filename box.

I've designed and built a number of sites and needed to make a small change to 5 of them. Opened the page in Dreamweaver, made the change and then uploaded the new page to the server. Now when I view the pages where I should have had a list of linked banners I get the following: [AD] [AD] [AD] [AD] In Font size 1, the links still work but the banners dont appear, so I opened the page in Dreamweaver again and a sample of code looked exactly how it should, like this: <td align="center" valign="middle"><a href="http://www.linkgoeshere.whatever" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.image location.co.uk/banners/thebanneriwant.gif" alt="The site I want" width="468" height="60" border="0" /></a></td> However, if I go on the site and view source, this is what shows up: <td align="center" valign="middle"><a href="http://www.linkgoeshere.whatever" target="_blank"><FONT size=1>[AD]</FONT><AD- o.uk/banners/thebanneriwant.gif" alt="The site I want" width="468" height="60" border="0" /></a></td> So I know the problem isnt with my versions on the HD but has happened either during upload or on the server. Ive tried corecting one and reloading it but still the same happens. Anyone seen anything like this before?

It has to be said that any programme which can turn Jade Goody into a millionaire has to have something about it. Jade however is the epitomy of everything that is bad about the programme. Totally thick, talentless, and frankly not a nice person at all. Now she lives in a mansion with a porsche while spawning more brats. It gets bad when the boyfriend of a talentless bint becomes a celebrity himself. The likes of Heat mag and its sad arsed readers are the real reason for these peoples success. Big Brother however has now ran its course, the original idea and format were revolutionary and I was addicted but every season it becomes more and more tired, staid and frankly plays to these peoples ego's. Whatever happened to the clever tasks they used to have? classics such as keeping a fire burning for 5 days. Now all they seem to have is "talent shows" and crap like that which are designed to promote the flotsam that masquerades as contestants. Glynn appeared to be a breath of fresh air at first and overall looks to be a nice lad however you can still see the desire to become some singer etc is there. Frankly, I hope it never appears again.

thought as much, you filthy git!

is there a particular kind of shite you'd rather see posted? As for BB, I'd seriously like them to do the auditions, pick people, stick em in the house and then do nowt, dont show the program, boot one out each week to which they walk out the door to see a taxi stood there with some rough arsed taxi driver stood saying "haway pet, the meters running, drop you at the station? yeah?" Maybe then do a half hour program at the end of it.

I go with your idea of the pets however cant we get all the previous contestants on as well as the rapists, murderers etc?

that'll be through grasping Bargain buckets that will.

Thats not a joke, its normality. tell you what was a joke though.. that penalty of yours today. What the hell was that all about? Jeez we're turning General Chat into football world, wouldnt stand for that on other forums I can tell you.

Is it this one? 181190[/snapback] Cheer mate, would have bugged the shite out of me all night that would.

actually on that same theme, can anyone tell me what the song is thats stuck in my head at the moment?

Heres a few subtle ideas you may want to take on board mate. Salad, a wonderful thing, fresh, crunchy and tasty. Most importantly free of calories! Secondly, a gym, now this is alien to you I know but you may just grow to like it, used in conjunction with the salad above and in weeks you could see a remarkable difference. Now this ones a bit strange, yes its a saw. A saw? I hear you ask, yes a saw, and why? well, you may have just used one slowly on my leg, it would have been preferable to the way in which you trapped my leg between the tree trunk you called your right leg and the seat in front, slowly but surely cutting the circulation off and slicing the curved top of the seat into my lower leg. Amputation would have been preferable. I know that as legs go mine are above average (both in size and look ) however that can be put down to DNA, yours Im afraid are caused by KFC. You must realise that when your arse is the size of a Ford Ka then its going to encroach on the seat next to you (both sides) what you didnt seem to realise was its not your fucking seat! its mine (well technically Ritchies as I havent sorted that bit of things out yet ) and if the brain inside that fat head of yours was operating you would have sussed that when I sat down in the 2nd half and made sure my leg was stuck out in your way that I was somehow making a point that I was dying!!! No, because you made sure that your fucking elehantile leg pushed mine further and further into the seat and then had the nerve to look at me as if I was the one in the wrong All the way through the friggin 2nd half you sat there arms folded in the way that only fat people can, a sort of defiant "Im fat, you're suffering, get over it". Well I got news for you mate, you know the bloke whos on the cover of Fatboy Slims albums? hes your brother, smaller, less obese (and frankly better looking) brother. So I only ask two things my friend, firstly that you show a little consideration to the bloke(s) next to you and maybe just once every half or so, move your leg so that mine can actually touch the deck and stop shaking. And secondly, go on a fucking diet! Yours sincerely Hopalong Pud.

whey haway maaan, you dont think they would trust any scousers to mod the place do you? Christ on a bike, he'd have the smilies away before you could say Cilla Black.

so many quotes so little time I already have thanks is that one of those virtual thingies? Christ on a bike, if thats the scouse answer to a Premiership game then what the feck did you do to celebrate the Champions League?

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and I've just got up (although techincally lying in bed with the laptop and a coffee doesnt count as getting up) think I'll have the day off seeing as I was going to go in for 7 and finish at lunchtime.

I'll correct your grammar for you. Cheers, Cath looks easy enough