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was about top post "SMO better get his arse in gear but I see hes here and posting

Droopy Bellend? Or Poop-the-loop? Can be used for both. If only turtles knew us mean Humans talked about them in this way... 114917[/snapback] I've only ever heard it used for a shit popping out. 114924[/snapback] hes done a survey of 100 random hims in his mirror and 98% agreed that it could be used as a euphanism for a droopy nob.

Dont listen to that fool I read his txts the other week, and believe me, your lasses txts are very very verytame in comparison to what was on his mobile. If you feel strongly enough, and its playing on ya mind, then tell her you have read it and ask her what it means. Give her the chance to explain 1st, you will know if her explanation is plausible or not. If it sounds like a load of rubbish then ask her what is really going on. But give her the benefit of the doubt 1st, and then tell her how you feel about this guy, least then you two can sort it together. If she loves you she will want to sort it out as she wont want you to be feeling bad. 115146[/snapback] Ignore her, she knaaas nowt, in fact shes just narked cos I wouldnt go round and help her fix her loft.

Im sorry to let you know this but..... "Chucking yourself round a biscuit" is street slang for have an 11 man gangbang with large black fellas, 'taken from Bourbon biscuits which are chocolate sandwiches, the term originated in Queens when gay men would meet for 'alternative' coffee mornings. The term "Fixing the loft" is also an alternative slang phrase for carrying out the Monroe Transfer after a seriously large hot curry. So you reckon you'll stay together then?

we have to do this, get the "drop" arranged and turn up with an envelope of paper, hide it and then wait with camera for the lucky scamps to collect.

bit of a random chance though wasnt it? "Ive got it sarge, we hand write a note purporting to be from a 17 y/o student looking to sell her body" and stick it in a newspaper in a newsagents. Im fairly certain our man reads the Star and he probably buys it at around 8.30am so we only need one ot two. Then when he texts her we've got him by the bollocks!"

comedy gold? or lost on everyone else?

no i dont think he has...and i didnt think prostitution was a crime as such, i thought soliciting in public places was though. 114918[/snapback] as long as shes old enough and he hasnt approcahed her out of the blue to solicit then hes fine, admittedly if he lets her and 3 mates come round to his and run a brothel whil his missus is away then hes screwed (literally).

Wasnt that done in an attempt to show that he was a mentalist? not really a good one to use as an example like tbh

Aye, normal people conduct interviews on websites with themselves all the time. 114657[/snapback] I missed this. Can anyone give me a brief synopsis or linky? Did he put (laughs) in the interview? 114663[/snapback] you are kidding me right? where the fooook have ye been lad?

Generally normal humans ask them in their head, then reply in their head, normally like they dont sit down with themselves and document it in the form of a formal interview on a website. Headlining it under the guise of an interview with an independant interviewer (laughs)

wouldnt that make you Parkinson?

Back of the queue son, back of the queue, I currently owe 2 houses, £57,634.05 (the 5 pence was Chris's out of his giro), a Ford Capri, 3 kidneys and a left testicle (after Lovejoy stated that hed give his left bollock if he came)

And that thread started by someone who registered this morning confirms what exactly? FFS! 114634[/snapback] whoever it is is a bastid of the highest order, hes put back all the good work done by proper fans by months even years, at this rate we're stuck with either Steve Bruce or Jimmy Nail. Shepherds going to go apeshit when he hears this. Black day I tell you black day.

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He seems to have forgotten the rules of the thread though, wheres the updates?

jesus, we should have a border checkpoint between here and N-O.... oh hold on Im not on N-O at the moment am I? soooo then abuse is allowed. You sir are a COCK, you're a cock, you're a cock you're a COCK COCK COCK... I like this game (sniggers) tbh jesus wept FACTOMUNDO

well the same thread didnt really go down as well over on N-O like! http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,17814.0.html this forums too high brow and perpetual tbh. snobbish actually.

still say that nothing beats eating a kilo of live culture yoghurt, 2 hours later and its a guaranteed collonic irrigation, black treacly shit for hours on end.

You think that was painful? Surely this must have been painful.. http://deltahouse.f2s.com/pics/Funny/large%20shit!.jpg 114441[/snapback] Im still wary at the severe lack of paper down that bog

double streams, cant believe we havent mentioned them yet!

Can't see it happening without a stott on like, and surely you can anticipate that. 114351[/snapback] He's got one of those little button mushroom sticky straight out jobs man. He calls it his hernia. 114354[/snapback]

emmmm has anyone else somehow (while sitting for a crap) managed to get the little fella pointing straight ahead and piss straight through the gap between the seat and porcelain? It goes like a fountain straight ahead (allegedly, according to me mate )

How does that work? 114301[/snapback] shes lost me n'all mate, breakfast telly wouldnt be half as interesting as sticking a DVD in while havin me cornflakes

I am indeed a lucky lady For the guys who cant hit the spot like Pud does I think they should take the Bounty kitchen roll to the bog. 114313[/snapback] admittedly after a few of those Cheeky Vimtos you make then the fact you have a cat litter tray beside the bog is handy