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  1. Automatic 5 for not being heavy, 6 for being shaggable (next door neighbour look, perhaps?, 7 nice arse, nice rack, hasnt got acne, 8 see (7) but with a bigger rack, 9 Nice arse, nick rack, nice face, probably got a juicy flange, 10 all of the above, shes pissed, and passed out on the sofa, with her mouth gaping open. 179312[/snapback] you forgot price
  2. last we heard he'd been nicked in Jormany for drunk n disorderly, Aunty Cat was supposed to go out there and bail him oot but since we she went and blew it all on beer and tabs in Lourdes the poor sod'll be stuck there for a while.
  3. Bollocks to hes just a poor mans For me the main smilie has to be was used a lot in the old linuxdriven days now not so much, maybe his decline has a link to the reduction of posts from Jill? Bring back thats what I say to
  4. shitty Korean copy of an upmarket Toyota tbh
  5. Aye I used to enjoy watchin Spooks n'all.
  6. MSCONFIG should have turned anything like that up. Does the problem improve if you leave it off for a couple of hours? Does the fan sound like it's working overtime? 177807[/snapback] In reply to all three of those, Nothing appears that I can see, what I did seem to have is a shitload of svchost.exe running, maybe about 10 or so even though I only had one occurence of Firefox going. It must be a virus although the softwares not picking it up, I now have the sam problem on the main PC but on there its identifying a trojan and deleting but it just keeps reappearing.
  7. peasepud

    Flashing the BIOS

    Christ! talk about diversity, one minute your asking about XP software and in the same breath you want to talk about virtual sex! filth
  8. Nice to see the signed Shearer shirt will be safe!! I'd save the cats. Anything else can be replaced. 178649[/snapback] shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! me cat
  9. If the shoe fits! Fuck me Gemmill, what have you taken up a habit and decided to become the nun that you are already getting? Get over it and do yourself a favour, ask smooty for the number for one of his "friends." 178573[/snapback] smooty? friends?
  10. 1 McDonalds Quarter Pounder meal = £3.40 1 Happy Meal for the lady = £1.99 Ahhhh that were a good night that were
  11. Oh well, hope you get to meet the gang. Exercise extreme caution if you do though, as they tell lies and some (well, most) smell really sniffy! 178548[/snapback]
  12. laptop PC telly obviously when the insurance claim goes in they were lost
  13. using that same logic Ive managed to find this from the Japanese archives. Emperor, we've had word the Americans have atom bombs, Okaaaay, do me a study to see how many people killed so far right we've got it here 1939 - 0 killed 1940 - 0 killed 1941 - 0 killed 1942 - 1 bloke working on the project slipped on a stray molecule and died. 1943 - 0 killed 1944 - a herd of wildebeest and 3 blokes out camping in Nevada died in a test So thats 4 blokes and some livestock then? Ahhhh stupid American pigs, no threat there then.
  14. I seem to have major problems with me laptop (maybe taking it in with me for a dump wasnt a good idea!) Its running reaaaaaaaly slow and the Start menu and taskbar stop responding, Its as if theyre just an image, even the clock has stopped. Tried rebooting numerous times, checked MSCONFIG and shut off miscellaneous items in Startup but no joy. It was fine yesterday but since I defragged it last night its been nowt but bother My clock currently shows 23:51 and has done for the last ten minutes or so.
  15. Do you reckon that if he needs a slash in the middle of the night he'll have a quick one in the font while nobodys looking? or if he gets peckish will he raid the hol communion crackers? get ratted on the wine with his mates then go appleing at 4am? (or as we did, go hedge hopping and nicking the badges off VWs!)
  16. someone in his position could have done something much better to highlight a cause than a stupid stunt like that. Frankly wheres his sense of adventure. He could have tried seeing how many priests he could get in a mini or a "hands on the font" competition. Or how about "babtising a thousand children all as Brians" in a day. Sheesh the modern church.
  17. some 8 y/o kid died in West Denton last week in that sort of accident
  18. or... "can you do that thing? you know the one that your sister does? thats amazing that is"
  19. I definitely dont recommend "hey you wouldnt believe what happened to me today, well I was on me way back from the clap clinic when......."
  20. which side of the river are you on matey... 177297[/snapback] I know, was gonna call you for some advice on nicking a car, got to get meself integrated with the lurcals.
  21. at the same time? 177296[/snapback] No, the water melon is for private use when the g/f isn't there. The guy gets paranoid when she asks what a watermelon is doing in thr fridge with three holes bored into it...... 177298[/snapback] Not as worried as she was when she had a slice and found it tasted salty
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