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doesnt seem to understand the effect 14 pints of apple smoothie, a ton of grapes & raspberries, 4 pints of strawberry milkshakes and a dozen Omega 3 mini yoghurt drinks has on a persons rectum. FACTOCACKYYACKULISLY

Gigantic mong. 150712[/snapback]

Racist. 150704[/snapback] Hobbit. 150706[/snapback] Sizeist. 150707[/snapback] Hobbit

I prefer to think the opposite, it makes for a far more interesting terrorist story

Thats a lot of shit ! 150674[/snapback] thats an average shit

I dont even undetsand what they're saying.... my head hurts Roughly translated, I get... the new controller will just be a revamped version of the old ones, we'll do some clver stuff so that you can use the controller to errr well control things.

I hope you're joking! 150583[/snapback] I dunno am I the only one who doesnt understand the charge?

eh? wtf is that like? so because he lives at an address an old war hero used to, he gets locked up? and Leazes says we should tighten security?

wahey well done, so the Jaffa rumours arent true.

Yep, should have gone down to the front maybe then he might have taken the twats eye out.

eh? how does that work like? is it possible to open your rectum unless theres a copy of the Sun/ Times/ Computer Weekly/ Caravanners world/ gerbil felchers monthly in your hand? I have to read something, Ive seen me grab the first book to hand and open it at a random page. Ive taken take-away menus, computer manuals even the yellow pages once

Define Asian? Turkish Cypriot?

Its not on, they should have given him a warning shot first, let him have a chance to surrender and tell his side of the story. Who knows what terrible things instigated by the Americans caused him to do what he did. Wheres his human rights? Someone think of the poor children now.

I think that was me n'all.

Is this Sezar? The actual video can be seen here, hes on for 3 seconds at the start talking Geordie asking his mate how his blind date was going. http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=32253

Aye, but surely you dont really know it yet? When you first move in you must know it as much as you know the bog in a pub? Granted, you might not have the need to "float" in your new house, but is there no courting period with the new bog or do you do the blokey thing and christen it on the first day? (or better yet when viewing the house, after alll its one of the most important times and it has to feel right). Next... Ok, so what you are saying is, you and your sis have a collective thought that tells you when to crap? worse yet, it always seems to be in te same house? Hmmm, Ive heard stories about houses that talk to people, never like this like, maybe it has a fetish about seeing lasses crap. Or maybe it likes the feeling of the crap sliding down its pipe. 150479[/snapback] Look, you and your fancy left wing toilet dan ideas, coming round here spouting (or not) shite fed to you by fancy toilet lecturers, you dont know me, you dont know what experience I have of female toilet habits. Who are you to tell me? you sandal wearing poo-gooder you. JAWD - Ive got two toilets so I know how to shite better than most

keeps an agreement with the people that bought her house so she can nip back for a crap. Its in the contract called a "deed of shitenant" or summit.

now that was me, in response to one of ratboys other cock end posts 150441[/snapback] *nast word that catmag dont like Nasty has a 'Y' 150444[/snapback] so sue me

now that was me, in response to one of ratboys other cock end posts

This wouldnt happen on the Howaythtoon forum I tells ya, mainly because every one one there is an admin anyway.

see ya, divnt let the door bang ya arse on the way oot. If this is the case then where is it? when did it happen and why the fuck has it taken you til now to raise it? Oh and which other board members have you spoken to? LM? HTL?

gan.fooooook;yasel

LEAZES, IVE HAD ENOUGH MATE, FOR THE LAST TIME, HE HASNT HARPED ON ABOUT HIS QUALIFICATIONS, YOU HAVE. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH RENTONS QUALIFICATIONS NOT HIM. EITHER FIND ME THE POSTS WHERE HE GOES ON ABOUT IT OR DROP IT, I WAS HAPPY TO ENJOY A DEBATE BUT YOU'RE A FOOL AND I CANT BE ARSED ANYMORE. GO ON BLEAT ABOUT HOW THATS NOT THE ACTIONS OF A SENSIBLE ADMIN BUT YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME. YOU CANNOT DEBATE, YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF IT. YOU LIKE TO PRETEND THAT BY NOT TELLING US WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE, WELL I'LL BET YOU DONT, 10 YEARS AS A STANDARD CANNON FODDER SOLDIER DOESNT QUALIFY YOU TO TALK ON TERRORISM, WHAT IT DOES IS GIVE YOU A DIFFERENT VIEW, THATS WHAT DEBATES ABOUT, DIFFERENT VIEWS. YOU HOWEVER CANT SEE THAT.

FOR FUCKS SAKE ONE THING THICK PEOPLE HAVE TO DO IS MAKE UP THE FACT THAT CLEVERER PEOPLE ARE RUBBING IT IN. ITS NOT FAIR GUV'NOR HES ALWAYS GETTIN AT ME WIV HIS VARST INTERLLECT LOIKE.