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Lad from works just rang me, his brothers stayed at the Hilton last night and was sitting the table next to Freddy Ljungberg. You heard it here first

Im not sure, have you checked the flux capacitor isnt playing up?

see??? this is what you pay your taxes for, if the man on the street didnt pay his PAYE then we at the Inland Revenue wouldnt have the resources to do these kind of things and raise the morale of the country. *Ticks off Davidson... now whos next....ahhhh yes.....Mr Clary

surely a better one would be to cover your ceiling in strong north pole magnets and the floor in equal strength south pole ones, then just buy a metal bed, voila, a bed that flats at exactly half the way up the room. *Admittedly it may not be a good idea to have any piercings, fillings or one of those thingies that makes your heart work.

Oh come on! Im sure all those lovely numbers just winking at you, you must get a bit of wood sometime. *somebody please poke my minds eye out

have a ermm a hmmmm errr what is it again? Oh aye, have a happy barmitzfar....no? oh Birthday!!! aye thats it have a happy Birthday gents. Sorry was totally distracted by Magsy there!

Help I am currently sitting here in the middle of a field somewhere south or is it north of Birmingham or is it Glasgow. Fooking satnav I bought from some twat on ebay doesnt work, any one got multi map open??

& Lou

Seems I appeared in Wide Eyed & Legless, am a geet top neurosurgeon and have written loads of map books

I know then.... we'll ban ye both

tried that, I think I got a few sharpened 20's near to Boumsong but never quite close enough. *disclaimer - I have never thrown a 20p coin at any footballer. *disclaimer to the disclaimer - Im too stingy 2p's are more my style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0R-2Kr8h7Q...rch=rockyisback The McDonalds bit is

and he classes you as a friend

well based on the fact that in the Inland Revenue its not wrong to give another bloke one in a cubicle (it was ok seemingly because they were both keyed out of work at the time) then I'd say a quickie with mrs nuckle and her 5 daughters is perfectly fine.

If we're talking Italiano then Id go for Rumpolis on the Quay.

I feel very very ill now, thinking that.

Well frankly you've got me thinking, youre right its daft really. So maybe we should just ban you altogether....hmmm

I seriously beg to differ

so weve established they serve after 1 and before 9

Get your arse along, if we manage to have 11 or more we'll just have a floating sub or two, christ I'll be wanting out after two minutes

Cannot believe none of you lot have mentioned this. David Walliams

This thread should be deleted purely for that last comment, mentally unhinged fella.

those cakes'll not last two seconds Happy Birthday Fishy dude type blokey.