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have you seen the hand action you have to do to get it to come out? JIIIIIIIMMMBO!!!!! you been inventing kiddies toys again ?

I was watching the film version of the musical RENT which Im amazed to say I actually was enjoying then the DVD screwed up

speak for yasel son, I sure as hell dont think he has a better time than me... more money yes, but in the morning he has to look in the mirror and see that face staring back at him.

Justice the LM way!

everything parents have a right to know the kind of person that influences their children, in cases like this what the press do is right, the hounding of someone because the may become the next England manager is wrong. The reporting of an arsehole breaking yet another law and possibly carrying out some form of assault is defintely one our newspapers should report.

being interviewed on SKY hes clearly stated that he is not going to be managing any other club in August. Stated that he wants a break.

I cant believe the words being used in this thread, needless amounts of typing being done, disgraceful.... It doesnt need a paragraph when TWAT! does nicely

egggfookinsactly. Just played for the first time in a while and its not 100%, Im sure it wouldnt feel perfect.

I havent seen the Suns pics so cant comment on them but frankly Doherty is the biggest waste of space this side of the moon. He should have been locked up by now and I cant see how he hasnt. Every time he goes to court he appears late then acts the twat when he leaves, that should all be taken into account when they next decide whats to happen. Frankly, lock the fucker up for his own good, lock him in solitary and make the twat do cold turkey.

Which bit? that N-O is down or that Leazes is desperately saying "try my sig" ? 129414[/snapback] we only want men of high calibre though PP, like you ! EDIT. Oh, and women [runs off to fend off the blows from catmag, Bridget and Mags] 129489[/snapback] why thank you

ahhhh the new Sunderland is born, obsessed tbh

its an attempt to make himself look interesting and "one of the lads" after all hes now one of Europes elite managers.

Which bit? that N-O is down or that Leazes is desperately saying "try my sig" ?

but Im not sure how quickly you can train the new Mildred to be like the old one. I told you not to leave the toilet seat up without flushing first maan, *shivers: what a way to go. So anyway if you buy the 'replacement' and promise to look after the other remaining twin (although I reckon you may have to dump that one somewhere and replace it so it doesnt pine for Mildred and give the game away) you might just get away with it. Phew!!! good job nobody can read these PMs isnt it?

at risk of turning this into the usual "Shepherds crap/ no he aint" argument but I dont think its down to what he said in the brothel. I took great offence at the fact the two of them were sitting there laughing at me and ripping the piss because they were leeching the money to go whoring from the club I love and pay into. They were sitting bragging about how the club pays them to shag around the world and how they were making a fortune from selling cheap tat to the mugs. And before you say "we all know they cost bugger all to make" yes, I know that but I dont like it rubbing in my face. Like you say, its ancient history but frankly he (and especially fat twat Douggy) makes my piss boil whenever he makes another stupid remark. EDIT: Oh and Leazes Im sure your missus will be chuffed to know you talk about women when your in a brothel 128759[/snapback] PP...considering the amount of people who come on here and say the NOTW talks shit.....[but think the Guardian doesn't however we won't go there] why then is it that they hold these comments, made to the NOTW, with such regard ? As I said, I don't give a toss about what Shepherd says over a few beers, we all do. Why should my missus care, does yours ???????? Genuine question. She doesn't give a toss either what Fred said..and I have never BEEN with someone in a brothel, although i have been to one And a bloody good one it is too, I mention it now and again to Meenzer and Icegrim. Thats assuming the Eros centre is a brothel. 128914[/snapback] Like I said, I dont think this should be a slag Shepherd off thread however my missus doesnt care what I say anymore seriously though yours would give a shit if she overheard you say that "the best thing about her is her money, it allows you to shag around like a rat, then go on about how shite she is in bed and nowt like those Playboy models you buggered senseless last week while you were supposed to be working" And the NOTW was believed because iirc they had it all on tape for the world to hear, fat Douggy wobbling around and slavering at how fat and clever he was while Fred called us all daft idiots. Water under the bridge, forgive and forget is my motto, he has actually redeemed himself since then, Im just totally shocked that a sensible bloke like yourself cant even admit the damage he did the club then.

tell you what fucknuts, how about I trace your full name, address and telephone number and post it, lets see whos laughing last eh? toss 128886[/snapback] still a bit tender about that then i still think the funniest thing about the whole thread was that gol spat his dummy out and banned me it was obviously a mod that did because someone went in and changed my sig. too much spare time methinks 128916[/snapback] well I wouldnt waste me time on you so no harm done really, why you felt the need to drag me into your little spat with a dig about how I (funnily enough) wasnt happy to have me personal details posted on the net, I dont know. Did you see me cry about it? did I post thread after thread after thread saying "nobody likes me they were nasty to me" did I fuck, I got on with it and did exactly what i told the poster I would do, no shitting around no hassles. he since apologised, alls fine. But like I say, if you really want to see what its like having your details posted then just give me a go but it wont be on here, I'll do it on "bigcocks4ass.com" or some other fun site. Oh and all Admins have the facility to change peoples sigs etc, yes it shouldnt be abused but frankly its only used on Wind Up Merchants and people who put offensive shite in sigs. You (unfortunately) have decided to jump feet first into the first camp (although its probably not the first camp thing you've gone diving into )

and........ birthdya greetings from me!

Toplass, dump that 8' long lamp wick and we could get it on 128888[/snapback] well you got the 'long wick' bit right

tell you what fucknuts, how about I trace your full name, address and telephone number and post it, lets see whos laughing last eh? toss

at risk of turning this into the usual "Shepherds crap/ no he aint" argument but I dont think its down to what he said in the brothel. I took great offence at the fact the two of them were sitting there laughing at me and ripping the piss because they were leeching the money to go whoring from the club I love and pay into. They were sitting bragging about how the club pays them to shag around the world and how they were making a fortune from selling cheap tat to the mugs. And before you say "we all know they cost bugger all to make" yes, I know that but I dont like it rubbing in my face. Like you say, its ancient history but frankly he (and especially fat twat Douggy) makes my piss boil whenever he makes another stupid remark. EDIT: Oh and Leazes Im sure your missus will be chuffed to know you talk about women when your in a brothel

theres currently 50k of the great unwashed furiously writing to the FA to ask for one n'all.

wahey! our resident care in the community is back!

wahey! our resident care in the community is back!

wahey! our resident care in the community is back!

and welcome to you too.