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what aboot the time you were in the Journal for booting old ladies out of their nice little care home so that soime bloke could turn it into a top health spa and hotel complex?

10.42 HTT makes himself a cuppa and then chokes as he'd replaced the sugar with salt, alternates between throwing up and sniggering. 11.00 Tells himself hes been promoted at work. 11.04 Waits till he's ironed work shirt then points out fact he'd jacked it all in a week earlier, spends next hour laughing in mirror. 11.30 conducts interview on SkySports News, manages to alternate the mute button perfectly when Roeder answers but doesnt quite get Hitzfelds voice right (laughs)

what? like this one?

top returns of the day kiddo.

Be afraid my friend, be VERY afraid....(laughs)

Awwww thanks I was once on Crimewatch (I shit ye not!) sitting watching it and it was about some bloke that had gone missing so they filmed at the Haymarket where the Farmers used to be. Anyways theres this crowd shot and I turned to the missus and said "wonder if we'll see anyone we recognise" to which this big daft looking shite walks straight past the camera....me! In me younger days, i was on the opening credits to Razzmatazz making sandcastles with the rest of school, appeared on Razz again a couple of times in the audience and was interviewed by them when they did a thing on school dinners at my school.... "Scuse me son, why did you get a salad and yoghurt for dinner", " well its healthy and I like being healthy" or translated...... "I bet the kid behind me a quid that I could get you to interview me"

Cheers mate, I am feeling that its very apt at the mo

Piss water tbf. 113187[/snapback] seconded tbh

You wouldnt have enjoyed this then? http://www.hitzfeldforthetoon.com/interview.php <-----obligatory 113174[/snapback] step away from the hoax...gently now and keep your typists fingers where we can see them !!! Let it lie ffs !!! 113182[/snapback] step away from the JD and read the link properly....

on itsh way tbh

No, No you fookin cant cos when I come round I'll have to stroke him and take him for walks cos you cant be bothered, next thing I know I'll be picking his shit up. Plus, we'll just be settling down to a nice cosy night and I'll look over and he'll be there staring at me with them geet big puppy dog eyes just crying out to be loved and interviewed.

you're both a couple of twats tbh

You wouldnt have enjoyed this then? http://www.hitzfeldforthetoon.com/interview.php <-----obligatory

Seriously, the only difference between this forum and N.O is the software, the number of members and the volume of usage. Both have their arseholes, both have their quirkyness, both have their what I'd call top members, wind-up merchants and their straight-laced members. Both have good threads and crap threads. Both have their good days and their bad days. Both are canny and useful resources for Toon fans to use. And long may they both remain that way. Obviously if I leave this place it will die a death, so I'll stick around. 112697[/snapback] awww let it die, its gone, past it, let it go maaaaan

I finally saw Withnail the other week when it was on telly, never seen it no matter how much people raved and yes its worth watching, bit weird, but well done and funny at times. Recommend a few beers (or something a little more if you're into that sort of thing) before and during it though.

I dont think thats going to be a problem here like

listen lads, you can ban me if you want, I'll understand, its all my fault.. In some kind of weird karma this is what we get for taking the piss. ye knaa that secretly deep down, you love this place, its free of the general arsehole section of the community, we have arseholes but they're our arseholes and we're proud to have them. Whats a LAM?

Good lass. 111488[/snapback] "So Chris....the Hitzfeld campaign?" "Anything you want to know Chris. Shoot." "You're my kind of interviewee Chris." "Here to help, Chris. Now whaddya wanna know." What a fucking goon. 111544[/snapback] Can we have this post on its own put into the GOLD Forum?

Gave up his job to work full time on "the campaign" is what I heard. Which is utterly ridiculous if true - I resent paying taxes to support the Hitzfeld campaign! 111645[/snapback] HTT, Did you really give up your job for the sake of the campaign? 112037[/snapback] I want to know what he filled in as the reason for leaving last job when he signed on? "...appointing the messiah" ?

you've also already been voted "most likely to be reeled in like a salmon" for the next three years running. and admit it, you fookin love it over here, you just dont want to admit that frankly the level of conversation is a cut above.

strange thing is Id never heard it!

"on the spot" yeah, its as if I have a second sense for where these things are going to happen 111552[/snapback] You're the one setting fire to buildings! You set fire to them then run back to your flat and take photos. You post them and go: "Oh look at this! Dunno what's happening there but it looks terrrrrrible!" 111553[/snapback] shurrrrruup lass!

"on the spot" yeah, its as if I have a second sense for where these things are going to happen