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nah! twat! and he drove straight past me this morning without even a cheery hello, jeeeez its as if I dont exist.

You remember that "welcome to half an hour ago" comment a wee while back? Change that into "welcome to one page ago", and.... 52168[/snapback] loook Ive had a hard foookin day reet! (check the "Just finished work" thread) and I couldnt be arsed to see if it had been posted.

Lightweight tbh Yesterday I did 07:30 - 21:50 52169[/snapback] beaten today though, up at 6, in work for 7...... on train to Glasgow at 9.30 Meeting in Glasgow till 5pm Train to Edinbugh Waverley station 5.30, arrives Waverley 6.20, pint.... 6.50 board train home, 6.55 leave train at Edinburgh Haymarket (wrong bastid train was heading for Birmingham via Dunblane, Lockerbie n Carlise! and not Alnmouth n Newcastle!) 7.30 arrive back at Edinburgh Waverley, 7.32 realise no trains til 9pm pint......pint......pint....... 8.55 get on train, 8.56 check train again, 8.59 check one last time 9pm leave Edinburgh 10.45 arrive Newcastle 11.00pm arrive home.

George Best goes to the doctors, doctor says "Ive got some good news and some bad news" "Oh give me the bad news" says Besty "You've got an hour to live" says doc "Fooooookin hell!!!!! whats the good news??" "Its happy hour"

Aye that's her! Exact description of what she had on yesterday too! I knew it was a fire drill but was trying to cause hysteria and panic via the medium of the net, for which Wacky is now being interragated by the anti-terrorism unit! I'll need the names of the lads that were ogling wor lass. 51931[/snapback] >>>>>Click here to download Inland Revenue staff list<<<<<<<

fair point like

flexitime then Im off to Glasgow for a meeting tomorrow so thats another geet long day n'all.

sometimes I hate my job, 7.30 start through til 9pm.... wooooo how lucky am I?

eh? about 11am? it was a fire drill you dozy shite!!! on a lighter note though we (well all the other lads, I was disgusted with them tbh) spent the entire time eying up a little blonde in a tiny tartan skirt and black boots. Your lass Smoothy?

why didnt you turn up? Me n Mr E (as I affectionately call him) were sitting waiting for you n Toonraider to come round, I texted you twice. And he was so looking forward to meeting you both, hes a big fan of your randomness he reckons.

I know he's got a Range Rover Sport, he might have a normal Range Rover asewll, not too sure. 51672[/snapback] Baltic Quays mate and oh yeah Im high up the food chain somewhere in between the dung beetle and the sloth. Hes got a silver Range Rover Sport and a huge black Merc both with private reg's.

emmmmmmm ... I appear to have hit the "Leave this League" button. ooops. Stick me back in big fella.

from me heart http://www2.b3ta.com/singing-kitten/

My computer did it last week for some reason. 50931[/snapback] so did I....nearly missed a beer before the game

50972[/snapback] Thread title petal.... 50974[/snapback]

Dont care, could watch that goal over and over and over again.

I dont think any smoker would actively dispute that smoking is a terrible habit and a killer, yes its killing me but so is alcohol to halve the people on this board. The difference between smoking and alcohol is that smoking can help to kill others as well, those that dont smoke and never have done. What I would always argue against is that, by having a habit that isnt illegal and which does pump huge amounts of revenue into the government then smokers shouldnt be classed as second class citizens and warrant people saying they dont deserve health care. If it was illegal then that argument could hold some weight however it isnt.

well Ok, not next door exactly but in the same block. although his two geet big motors take up half the car park!

jeeeezus, whats the world coming to?

Woooaaah!! Thats one geet big "dont wanna talk about it cos its against Robert" statement innit? and the anti-Souness/ Bowyer/ Faye (all for that one mind) camp dont do any of these things do they? It is relevant, he is still a Toon player and any Robert goings on affect this club, if he scores goals it makes him more attractive for a sale at the end of the loan and therefore bumps his price up, if he farts around like a nob and wanders Sunderland instead of being at the game then his price goes down, simple as.

Devoted fans, Margaret Harrington and her 24 year old son Con, are camping out in NEwcastle to get tickets to see Sir Cliff. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4384222.stm Yep, a perfectly sane, normal and well adjusted family I reckon.

Im doing some work with the Pensions side at the mo 50784[/snapback] I'll translate that: I'm about to fuck your entire computer system up 50805[/snapback] Already done it mate, thats why Im having to help out there, they seem to have a different class of fuckups not quite as glorious as ours so we're going to give them a hand.

when I was 16 I thought it was geet cool. by the time I was 18, I was well and truly hooked, 20 Bensons a day, at 22 I gave it up and lasted for 8 years but it never leaves you. Nobody ever believes the story of how I started again but Im gonna tell it anyway just to show how addicitve the stuff is. about 8 years after giving up and Im in ASDA, on the counter they had a pizza to try so I grabbed a bit and stuck it in me gob. Some minging bastid must have ran their nicotine covered hands over it (either that or it was a Bacon and Regal pizza) for 3 weeks solid all I could taste was tabs, had to fight the urge for months and then one day was in the kitchen and agreed to light a tab for me missus. Next thing I know Im puffing away and shes having to grab another for herself. I want to stop and have tried a number of times since but each time end up going back and when I do I smoke more than ever. I've thought about patches however the tabs I smoke contain 0.1Mg of nicotine and the smallest patch is about 5Mg so by my reckoning Id have to smoke 50 tabs a day to get the same nicotine so I cant see how they'd work.

Im doing some work with the Pensions side at the mo